So you walk into a bar...

Wow, such hospitality. I was actually only looking for a nice

Uhhh, hey...Uhhh.. look its Elvis!...*Points towards front door in fear*

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Originally posted by Latino

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SC... does this look like the fucking babe forums to you? *smacks SC with her spoon*

its a bar...have a drink and chill baby
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dont tell me to chill SC just told me what the fuck youve been up to

*knowing I dont belong here*

Im gonna make my exit my fellow mobsters. The scotch was amazing, and the women were... women. Thanks for the night... and I wish you the very best!!

3 floridians in a thread at once posting, theres something i havent seen before.

*Nervosuly approaches FeFe*..Uhh hey, FeFe, I was just joking about the whole "Fucking two girls in the vIP room and leaving cum on their faces when they walk out"...Latino HATES CHICKS BOTHERING HIM, he just sits here and drinks his booze and I pour him into a cab...I promise!!

FeFe, did you eat yet?..I got a fresh Steak and Lobster for ya on deck..and a STIFF drink!

ill take oysters and crab legs


and stop offering me stiff things, you dont even know my name.


ill have a corona

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Originally posted by FeFeHumHum

ill take oysters and crab legs


and stop offering me stiff things, you dont even know my name.


ill have a corona

I would never FeFe, that is Bartender talk, and I may flirt but my girl has me in check, Besides that, your in Latinos Knickers anyway...First rule of buisness, dont fuck your co-managers girl...BAD for buisnes

Now Oysters and Corona huh..Coming up baby *Smacks FeFe on her ass*

and your drinks!!...

damn i fucking love steamed oysters and snow crab legs

FeFe, enjoy your grub, but we need a name and logo for our "bar" for future threads..can u help?. any ideas
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*Gets jacket, and carries a 6 pack to his truck ouside*..Night Night All

i got a name....'The Stone Cold Lounge bar'

allright....these are 2 logo's you can use for the next thread..

i don't even need this thread to get drunk. last night was a blast... hb had about 8 drinks. (slips into dark, quiet hangover corner)

*drops in, does a robot move and sees hb in the hangover corner*

hey, want a drink? i heard that getting drunk is the best way to handle a hangover...

Would someone buy me a drink?

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Originally posted by Mztique

Would someone buy me a drink?

done

*Walks into bar*...Hey guys, Love the logo Latino, I will use on on all new SC's Bar threads!