So you walk into a bar...

Rika and I have that sorted out and that's private.

Awwww

Hard as in no rocks and I mean ice, not ur rocks!

Way we're going we'll soon meet that 50 Page Thread b4 the other barflys cum on line. Latino's here somewhere, seen his comment (online) on another Thread. Ring the Bar Bell for him and he'll cum a running.

*Pulls secret sauce back from drink* Oops, sorry hun, Hold on I'll call his pager...Go find our chicks!!

Have a bar joke to tell whilst we're waiting for the Latino lad.
What do Lesbians and Jack Daniels have in common?

They are both hard liquors.

Ha!!...*gulps more beer*

*walks in, finds his corner table*

bey barkeep can i get a shot of your best whiskey and a beer over here

and where are all the ladies man?

damn, where is anyone, i am all alone, and this is supposed to be a 24/7 bar. oh well

*sticks head under tap and starts chuggin*

damn i feel good now!

*cranks up the music full blast, strips butt naked and starts dancing all by himself*

*Walks back from the kitchen and finds Nerboy behind the bar guzzling free booze* Hey dude!, I'm here!, relax...*sets him up in a private booth and sends free appetizer*..

@ Nerdboy: "Dude, put your pants back on and go eat your free chicken wings, We don't need to see all that man!"...

sorry, i thought i was alone, and strange things happen when i get drunk

hey, this bar serve burgers, i could go for a big juicy one with everything right now? i get hungry when i drink beer

ill have a scotch before i head off home..


ill have to get a lift i think..cant drink and drive

hey man, that's why you got legs

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Originally posted by Latino

ill have a scotch before i head off home..


ill have to get a lift i think..cant drink and drive

you could if you had one of these

@ NErdboy..That burger is welldone with everything right?



@ Latino..The regular Hummer Limo OK Dude?

ooh, i want one, can i have one