So You've Got Superpowers!

A bit late, but...

1.) Ability to stop time for however long I wished
2.) Ability to read minds at will
3.) Ability to see into the future

I think these 3 play into each other well and can be used for good or evil. Probably evil at first until I got bored with it and started being a good guy.

@ BDWW - Maybe. You'll just have to show up to find out.

@ Bach- Yay!

@ Lebowski - I like the way you think.

Hmmm, my superpowers would be:

Omnipotence, Mind control (ability influence other people's minds), Shape Shifting.... I would use this amazing combination to make hot girls think:
Wow - he's amazingly awesome (Omnipotence)
Wow - I've never been layed sooooo good (Mind control)
Holy Shit, Look at the size of his ... (Uuhh, that would be the shape shifting!) HA

man how do you cut the list down. i know play on words
*indistructable
*telekinesis/telepathy
*the powers to invent/repair mechanical devices


indistructable (covers imortality, healing, and super strength)

telekinesis/telepathy (basicly the complete powers of the mind hidden somewhere in the 90% of our brain we don't use. so i guess the power might be called complete control/use of the human brain.)

the power to invent really can give you anything you want. where there is a will there is way.

as for how i would use them, good evil etc. i don't think i would be either, i would be very grey.

i am sure i would use them like any man would, to get hot chicks. that technically would fall under the evil catagory. i could use them to get SMG to call honda, and actually let him score. but i would also use the mental powers to heal others and seek out/eliminate the loonies before they go shooting up the place. get rid of all the dictators and people who would commit genocide. which would be good for the world in general, but is a bit tricky cause i would be eliminating them which again puts me more toward evil.

i think the good lies in the ability to invent, would make space travel a reality, new fuel source, better cleaner engines, we would finally get those damn flying cars they have been promising us since i was a kid. new medical equipment, irrogation for farming, water purification to repair what we have already wrecked, air filters to reverse air pollution. pretty much anything i could think up. ultimate beer googles for the socialy challenged, which would project them as being mega hot to any member of the opposite sex, (or interested parties to include all our bi and lesbian friends, ok and franklin and his trannies too, i guess fair is fair.)

technically only three powers, but in reality pretty greedy. o well. i have been called worse.

i need no power, for i am THE DRIZZLE..

well, im not really the drizzle..im the drizzles friend, if you need him use the drizzle phone

but only local calls..the drizzle doesn't do long distance...although im not him, i am sure of the fact that if you are long distance, the drizzle hates you.

If we are living in a world with other super heroes then i only need one power.



Peter Petrelli's power of being able to absorb anyone else's power.




Sorry i know this maybe lame but i would have to be good and No i would not need a secret identity...a black leather trench coat and a motorcycle would be nice

If we didn’t live in a world with super heroes then i would simply have hell spawn powers of some sort. Make a deal with the devil get awesome powers...then turn back on that deal. Like spawn or ghostrider...maybe even throw in the silver surfer although he technically didn’t deal with the devil he still is one of the ultimate badass's

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@ SH - sweet as, do you have big tits? we can be like the Big Boobied... somethings..... *brain cloud*


a tit-tastic team, the both of us. :P

big tits??? why......YES......yes i believe i do. how about 'The tit-tastics?' lol

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@ SH - sweet as, do you have big tits? we can be like the Big Boobied... somethings..... *brain cloud*


a tit-tastic team, the both of us. :P

big tits??? why......YES......yes i believe i do. how about 'The tit-tastics?' lol
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I think you two need a manager and I'll offer my talents!

Invisibility
Super Speed
Super Ninja Skills

Nobody could catch me and I could kick anyones ass!!!

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Being an ancient vampire.

<picture of Buffy>
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She wouldn't stand a chance. Watch Ultimate Hellsing OVA. I'd stake her though, if you know what I mean.
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Figured that was Hellsing you posted. Still gotta watch that OVA though.

i would like the following, and if possible before christmas

- imortallity
- jedi mind trick abillity
- superhuman strenght
- the abillity to penetrate anything ( yes, you know why )
- infinite knowledge, wich would probably make me a saint, or a villain

oh yeah and i want the room to drop 10 degrees in temperature when I enter.

you can find me in old pictures, esspecially the one's with hitler, mao, poll pot, charles manson, pontius pilates, peewee herman, the hoff, and ellen degeneres

to be able to break laws and not get caught. Unless i wanted to get caught.

@jasper: Great answer man...funny and well thought out.

@Master_Shake: I had a feeling you might be the drizzle.

@Creepus: Cool man, very creative.

@FeFe&ScottieHottie: Whatever you guys decide, take pics.

@barfbarffart: Seriously..thats it?

Right, trying to remember my list from a few years ago. ...

1. Telekinesis - Able to move objects, or affect the material world with my mind. Very handy tool. Allows flight, etc.
2. Tele'Defence - Ability to form an impenetrable shield (again with the mind). This has a range of whatever I want but "realistically" weakens with distance and is any shape, etc. The environment within is reasonably unaffected while still somehow retaining a breathable atmosphere (unless someone farts...Honda!) What can I say? I'm a protective fellow. Also, most people don't think of a shield as an offensive tool but it can be. Especially if I'm able to shape, and define it with my mind. You can crush things by putting it around the object to be crushed and contract it. Also, using the telekinesis I can fling the fucker like a cannonball or blade.
3. Bag'o'Tricks - Ability to reach over my shoulder and pull into existence whatever I want/need.
Kinda hard to explain but basically, think about what you want, picture it, reach over your shoulder and it is brought into existence. Weight of object obviously not affected by reality while drawing it out.
Eg.
I want an orange. I reach behind my back and presto! A orange.
I need a rocket launcher, I reach behind my back and presto! A rocket launcher.
I want to feel some FeFe Boob! I reach behind my back and...

...all of sudden my ass hurts.


But I reckon those powers would get me by. Be able to protect those I care about, affect objects without being there (which is kind of what webcamming is all about right? ) and have whatever I need, when I need it.

Could go either way on Good or Evil. How about it suits the mood I'm in.

this thread makes for an awesome read honda


its too bad that so many people cant follow simple rules of a thread

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@FeFe&ScottieHottie: Whatever you guys decide, take pics.

indeed

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oh yeah and i want the room to drop 10 degrees in temperature when I enter.

That is soo badass! i want that too!

Gypsy, Just one question... How will you find your invisible and silent house once you leave it?

I can see you now wandering around the beach with the key, "I think it's around here somewhere"

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Gypsy, Just one question... How will you find your invisible and silent house once you leave it?

I can see you now wandering around the beach with the key, "I think it's around here somewhere"

I have the ability to transport.

I once saw a corn field

Long time lurker ^^

id so have:

1. immortality but in a cooler sence, for handy bullet dodging and the occasional bomb defusal
2. perfect aim, if i shoot i fucking hit the target (oh yeah ;D) !ps. this includes unlimited ammo!
3. the ability to turn any girl into a punk chick!

Basicly i would have a badass bike and a leather jacket. Be rather pumped up and carry one big shiny gun!
On the outside i would be bad ofcourse (girls like badboys as we alla know ^^) but deepinside id do good, beating up small time crooks, shooting big time crooks abit like the brute guy from sin city but smarter ^^