So You've Got Superpowers!

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Originally posted by Latino

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@Honda - you fucked up, that guy ain't struttin' he's Pimpin!!!!

indeed he IS strutting..
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Sorry Mijo...black men don't strut, we pimp...
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maybe true..
but he could be brown..

he is not THAT dark and brownies have jackson 5 hairdoos too...i know, my 40 year old uncle still thinks he is 20
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Pendejo

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Originally posted by NaughtyGypsy

Can we have a secret lair, even if we don't have an alternate identity?

I don't really see what it would have to do with anything...but sure..

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Originally posted by Honda_X

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Can we have a secret lair, even if we don't have an alternate identity?

I don't really see what it would have to do with anything...but sure..
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lairs are cool though..


id turn the playboy mansion into my lair..

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Originally posted by Latino

lairs are cool though..


id turn the playboy mansion into my lair..

Really?..that would be a pretty sweet lair..

I'm on the same track.

Only my secret lair would be a HUGE invisible beach house filled with teleported sexy people. Both male and female. I'd teleport the best cooks there, lots of alcohol, a top notch cleaning and waitstaff, the thickest, fluffiest pillows, blankets and mattresses in the world, live music every night and every car I've even gotten soggy panties over.

How would you make the beach house invisible?..Im just curious..

I haven't figured that out yet. Would have to make it sound proof too. With all the music and screwing going on, someone's bound to try to crash the party.

I'd teleport myself to Latino's house to see him strut and report back here on well he actually does it.

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Originally posted by NaughtyGypsy

I'm on the same track.

Only my secret lair would be a HUGE invisible beach house filled with teleported sexy people. Both male and female. I'd teleport the best cooks there, lots of alcohol, a top notch cleaning and waitstaff, the thickest, fluffiest pillows, blankets and mattresses in the world, live music every night and every car I've even gotten soggy panties over.

man i know a few people that would miss out...due to their lack of sexyness..

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Originally posted by 70elk

I'd teleport myself to Latino's house to see him strut and report back here on well he actually does it.

perv!

I'd like to to transport into NG's party house, party my ass off, have my way with NG, and transport back out....but not before I did some hardcore pimpin' on the dancefloor and off...

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Originally posted by BDWW

I'd like to to transport into NG's party house, party my ass off, have my way with NG, and transport back out....but not before I did some hardcore pimpin' on the dancefloor and off...

She said sexy people...

That's why you won't be there Honda

NG wanna say something?

Nope. I'm enjoying this. As you were.

BOOYAAKASHA!!!!!!!

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Originally posted by BDWW

That's why you won't be there Honda

That's really the best you could do..

Go pimp walk somewhere..out of shame..

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Originally posted by BDWW

BOOYAAKASHA!!!!!!!

Do what? to the who? how hard? for how many cookies?

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Originally posted by NaughtyGypsy

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BOOYAAKASHA!!!!!!!

Do what to the who, how hard for how many cookies?
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for you my dear, anything...including removing what little masculinity Honda does have....

Ok, someone mentioned "the Word" earlier. "I say it and you have to do it. Doesn't work on deaf people but you don't have to speak their language."

I like that. I'd totally get that one, so I could make any hot chick I want at any time sex me. People doing what I want is good. I would tell them to be nice to each other too and not pollute and stuff, but I still got to look out for number one.

"Angelina Jolie, give more millions to the poor and then blow me."

I'd also need to be immortal cause some boyfriends / husbands would get pissed. I'd need to make sure if I couldn't tell them not to kick my ass, they still couldn't hurt me too bad.

I'd also need the ability to keep an erection a super long time, cause it would be total irony if I had the ability to make chicks sex me, but then I couldn't perform. That would be like Twilight Zone irony.

I like the idea of flying, but if I'm invincible, I don't really need to worry about flying. Put me a plane, what is the worst that could happen? Invisibility sounds cool, but if I could make people do what I want, why do I need to sneak around. Same with super strength, if they do what I want anyways, why the need to impress them?