So You've Got Superpowers!

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Originally posted by mrdorkbutt

I'd also need the ability to keep an erection a super long time, cause it would be total irony if I had the ability to make chicks sex me, but then I couldn't perform. That would be like Twilight Zone irony.

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Originally posted by FeFeHumHum

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I'd also need the ability to keep an erection a super long time, cause it would be total irony if I had the ability to make chicks sex me, but then I couldn't perform. That would be like Twilight Zone irony.

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Hey, I ain't going through the trouble of getting super powers just to lay there with some hot chick staring together in awkward silence at Mr. Limpy. If I'm going to be lining the hotties up around my secret lair (literally lay-her), I can't be out of gas after 20 minutes.

Being a super hero is all about reputation.

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Originally posted by mrdorkbutt

Being a super hero is all about reputation.

dude, i think youre a hero already

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Originally posted by Latino

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Being a super hero is all about reputation.

dude, i think youre a hero already
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No, no. I'm just a man who answered this question for himself a long time ago. Now I'm just waiting to find the Genie bottle so I can get this party started.

Party's @ my place. Please feel free to join us with your superior endurance. There will be many opportunities to test your powers.

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Originally posted by NaughtyGypsy

Party's @ my place. Please feel free to join us with your superior endurance. There will be many opportunities to test your powers.

I will be modest with my powers so as not put other attendees to shame.

NO!!! Um.. I mean, that's not necessary.

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Originally posted by mrdorkbutt

I will be modest with my powers so as not put other attendees to shame.

impossible...im me, i strut and i rule. Can not out do me

Eh. Whatever. I don't believe it until it's proven...

That goes for both of you.

Except by, perhaps...The PIMP.........extra length, extra girth, extra long and extra strong....and I last a long long time.....I am glad to demonstrate....

Did I mention party's @ my place?

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Originally posted by NaughtyGypsy

Eh. Whatever. I don't believe it until it's proven...

That goes for both of you.

im sure meat wouldnt approve you sitting on my cock like a spit roast, so that can never happen....sorry

Yeah. Don't think your wife would be too pleased either.

Meat might get mad....true....

My super power would be turning granules of sand into money. and i would use my powers for good, i just wouldn't tell anyone I could do it.

Then again, I did call mind reading/control...

You're coming to the party too, right Bach? Someone's gotta come up with the cash to keep the strippers going.

After all, it IS a beach house...

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Originally posted by NaughtyGypsy

You're coming to the party too, right Bach? Someone's gotta come up with the cash to keep the strippers going.

of course! I would buy everyone lap dances.

NG you giving lapdances?