So You've Got Superpowers!

Aright, you don't have to be some kind of comic book guy to love this thread. It's all very simple, if you had super powers..what would you use them for (good or evil) and what powers would you want?

Would you be evil?



Or would you use your powers for good?


(i only used this pic because he looks like bangles)

Would you have a secret identity?


Or have an alternative kind of super power:


So basically you have to ask yourself what kind of person you are, and what you would use your powers for. Choices are limited to up too only 3 super powers..so choose wisely. Also choices are limited to actual super powers used by mainstream characters..ie "fly, super strength and invisibility" are a few choices, so now picking shit like "i would have the power to like, see girls naked and have sex with them without them knowing lolz" wont really work out..although i suppose x-ray vision is possible..you sneaky perverts.

Also once you've chosen your powers, what would you do with them...for example, if you had super strength would you just use your powers to carry heavy shit around the house, or actually help people, or just rip open bank vaults and steal shit. Also once you've chosen which way to go (evil or good)..would you want who you are to be openly known, or have a secret identity?

I hate long posts so ill try to answer fast..just to recap..3 powers or less only.

I would have to go with:
Invisibility
Super Strength
Ability to Fly

Those are clearly some of the better choices, but you can be creative..just not perverse. (unless its funny)

I personally would be a good guy, use my powers to help people...and promote WBW along the way, I would have a custom cape made with a big (Whatboyswant.com) on the back...although it wouldn't be free advertising....*looks around*

I would have to have some sort of secret identity, which would be hard because I love to show off...but it would be hard to maintain a normal life with everyone always like "Please im dying come help"..or "ZOMG your a superhero..come fuck my wife" that shit would get old. I would defiantly be a good guy, what would you be?

Also, don't pull and shit like: "i want the power to have all the super powers"..Don't be greedy, be creative.

Okay fine..have some titties:

alright here goes.

my powers would be:

Immortality, teleportation and superhuman strength.

I have a finely tuned hatred for humanity, so my ability to get away with sweet sweet revenge, all over the world, without ever getting killed, whilst kicking ass's all the way to kingdom come would work really well for me.

secret identity? nah - karma is coming for all of you MWAH HA HA HA HA.

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Originally posted by Honda_X

I hate long posts

Yeah. You've got the super power of hypocracy!

fucking awesome intro to the thread..

anyways, id be evil....darkness is awesome.

id have powers such as..

* invisibility
* speed
* shape shifter..


and basically id use them to just fuck with people, pretending im a cow in a farm run by hot women..
run through queues groping women as i ran past real fast, and have them turn around and blame some poor sod.. and just stand in womens shower rooms all day.

and since i could be invisible...i would conceal my real identity..


*struts*

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Originally posted by ScottieHottie

alright here goes.

my powers would be:

Immortality, teleportation and superhuman strength.

I have a finely tuned hatred for humanity, so my ability to get away with sweet sweet revenge, all over the world, without ever getting killed, whilst kicking ass's all the way to kingdom come would work really well for me.

secret identity? nah - karma is coming for all of you MWAH HA HA HA HA.

That's awesome, i like that..

@Latino: great answers man, very creative.

@NG: so as usual you have nothing useful to post?

Crap, I'm too tired to think about this. Bookmarked for posting tomorrow. Brilliant thread as we've all thought about this before I'm sure. ...And awesome gratuitous tittie shot.

If I had Superpowers I'd make myself into a smelly fart and follow around people I don't like. Especially when they were in important business meetings or out on dates.

id want the following...



1. Power to heal wounds and illnesses

2. Ability to fly

3. Shape shifter (yeah, Latino was right on with that one)



i would absolutely use them for good purposes... imagine what a good feeling it would be to be able to cure terminally sick children and such, there couldnt be a better power than that

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Originally posted by 70elk

If I had Superpowers I'd make myself into a smelly fart and follow around people I don't like. Especially when they were in important business meetings or out on dates.

thats awesome

Being an ancient vampire. Just for the sheer awesomeness of:

Limitless strength.
Limitless speed.
Limitless stamina.
Limitless dexterity.
Immortality.
Regeneration.
Shape shifting.
Instant hypnosis.
Ability to sire hot female vampire slaves.
Ability to summon a near limitless army of ghouls.

god damn, does anyone else notice what a greedy cunt Kanzen is? :P

"Greed is good." - Wario

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Originally posted by FeFeHumHum

god damn, does anyone else notice what a greedy cunt Kanzen is? :P

kanzen? never

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Originally posted by FeFeHumHum

id want the following...



1. Power to heal wounds and illnesses

2. Ability to fly

3. Shape shifter (yeah, Latino was right on with that one)



i would absolutely use them for good purposes... imagine what a good feeling it would be to be able to cure terminally sick children and such, there couldnt be a better power than that

yeah.......good one, why don't we team up? you can do all the healing and the greatness and i'll do the whole slapping people hard in the face with the good ol 'what goes around comes around biatches'

@ SH - sweet as, do you have big tits? we can be like the Big Boobied... somethings..... *brain cloud*


a tit-tastic team, the both of us. :P

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Originally posted by FeFeHumHum

the Big Boobied... somethings.....

I like it!

*invisabily
*teleportion
*regeneration

Basically just so I can teleport around the world an mess with peoples heads.

*an like Tino so I can stand in a women shower rooms all day long*

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Originally posted by FeFeHumHum

a tit-tastic team, the both of us. :P

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Originally posted by Kanzen

Being an ancient vampire.

Good & Evil i'd be:

1.X-ray vision!! (A MUST as a male with super powers).
2.Super guitar playing powers
3.Infinite time travel powers to be able to make wrong things right in the future, or to just go back in the day and smoke out with some of the world's greatest guitar players!