Domestic violence situatoin going on outside the EL house tonight.
Was takin a piss and heard some screeching outside my toilet window.
Open it up and watch/listen for a bit.
Drunj girl yelling about her phone going missing or some beeswax.
Goes on porch of guy down the street. Bangs on door, yells a bit.
He opens door, yells a little, then throws her down off the porch all forcibly and whatnot.
She wails and cries a bit, the goes back onto porch.
She says he has a tiny penis and stutters. She imitates a stuttering guy, like, "You're a st-st-st-st-st-st-st-uttering asshole with a tiny pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-nis"
I lol'd.
Some commotion that I can't see very well happens. I hear some slapping noises, which I take to be her hitting him. Also, his girlfriend is in the condo/house.
A moment later there's another commotion and he's dragging her forcibly off the porch.
More wailing like a witch.
Then she calls the cops.
They come, do their cursory investigation. Apparently he's more marked up than she is, so they arrest her for drunk & disorderly conduct or whatever.
I probably should have gone down and told them what's up, but I didn't because I'm drunk myself, didn't see it all that well (my 2nd floor bathroom window is like 2 blocks away) and cops and I don't really see eye-to-eye on a lot of stuff. Anyway, it's quiet here again, which is nice.
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