New SPAMS can’t triforce.

The one thing about the gaga I hadn't noticed..is that she's actually pretty fit.



Also, this remains the cutest video ever:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzh2UygPwDU&feature=related[/youtube]

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"...dude's jib..."

you fucking have to spell my name in the right way dude!
it's muad-dib NOT dude's jib!!!

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Originally posted by Muad-dib

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you fucking have to spell my name in the right way dude!
it's muad-dib NOT dude's jib!!!

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Originally posted by EricLindros

My living room is hardwood.

The family room was carpeted though.



You know, I'm starting to get kinda nervous about the whole med school thing. Just going over all the of the stuff that's required, and it's kind of daunting than only ~50% of applicants generally get in, nationally. My mean GPA is higher than the average of those accepted over the last three years, and I'm guessing my MCAT scores - when I take them - are likely to be higher than the average as well...but still...it's a bit concerning. Do you think moderating a pron site will look good on an application?

Fixing my eye for free would look fuckin sweet on an application. So how bout it Dr. Dros?

@tile floors: my friends entire house is tile. It's all the same large grey ceramic tiles. It's actually awesome for him because he throws a lot of parties and it makes clean up easy. No stains or any of that shit. His house even flooded once due to someone stealing his refrigerator and the only damage done was the baseboards which was pretty good. But it's pretty uncomfortable to walk around on and just live with in general.
@hardwood floors: they're awesome unless you have a large breed dog in which case they're nothing but scratches.

Who the hell steals a refrigerator?

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Originally posted by Bangledesh

Who the hell steals a refrigerator?

Someone without a refrigerator, obviously.

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Originally posted by Bangledesh

Who the hell steals a refrigerator?

Who are you to judge?!

Life is hard in the ghetto.



Also, the only thing like hardwood you can put in a basement is engineered hardwood, and that shit is crazy expensive.

Man, I should get back to work...

..as funny as this is:

His neighbor's son stole the fridge. My friend went out of town for the weekend and the son next door was just moving to a new house. So he broke in and stole the fridge, the tvs, the stereos and that was it. The water line that connects to the fridge to feed the ice maker was just broken clean and so for 2 days it just poured water into the house till my friend came home.

The dumbass left a few of the speakers at his parents house and my friend saw them which is how we figured out who stole the stuff.

Just got pulled over by the cops while I was driving back on the highway towards my Mom's place.

She caught me a 152km/h in a 90km/h zone.

It was supposed to cost me 550$ + 7 days license suspension.

I got.....

nothing!

talked her down.
What a great way to start Easter Weekend!

Think of all the babies you could have killed going that fast!


And I wonder what that Sammy Hagar song would have been if he had lived in Canada.


I can't drive 90?

The Andromeda Strain is on A&E and it's pretty lol...these dudes get infected and instantly go insane and just shoot people for no reason....and then some guy just got run over by a Humvee.

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Originally posted by kayradis

Just got pulled over by the cops while I was driving back on the highway towards my Mom's place.

She caught me a 152km/h in a 90km/h zone.

It was supposed to cost me 550$ + 7 days license suspension.

I got.....

nothing!

talked her down.
What a great way to start Easter Weekend!

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Originally posted by kayradis

It was supposed to cost me 550$.

So, that's like, what? Six bucks and a Snickers bar or something?

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So, that's like, what? Six bucks and a Snickers bar or something?

It's actually about what?..The exact same as it is in America.

Also, it's going to be 25c here today.

Hows uhh..America doin where you are, chief?

I'M LAUGHING AND IT FEELS GOOD!


Man, I'm up all early so I can go to the ministry of transport today...Okay, let me break it down for you chaps.

Every summer I get my motorcycles learner permit..since it's fast and easy.

So last summer I get it in April, and then (it only lasts 3 months) I decided "fuck this jazz, I'm going to get my full license..so I can DRIVE IN THE DARK!" since I want to just drive my bike right..to save gas.

So I go to the MTO and I'm all "Supsies..I wanna get my FULL LICENSE!" and she's like "you've got a month left on your learners permit...so like, we don't have any appointments in that month." so I'm all "No worries, just extend my learners permit! " and she's like "No...we don't do that, you'll have to re-write the test, at your own expense, and then book an appointment." so I'm all *fuck you expression*

Since I have to (follow along) write a test, for a license I already have, and if I fail..I can't drive home.

So I do that, despite the fact it's incredibly retarded. So, I pay for the test..and book my appointment...paying for that test as well..and I'm all "Wicked sweets!" and I'm ready for my rest in October...which will be chilly..but worth it since I never have to write the learners again.

Then they went on strike.

If they give me any lip, whatsoever today..I'm going to jump over the counter and fucking murder the person working there.

Watch the news, because I'm serious...I WILL KILL THEM, TO DEATH!!!

It's Saturday isn't it...is the MTO even open?



Did I wake up for nothing?!

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Originally posted by kayradis

Just got pulled over by the cops while I was driving back on the highway towards my Mom's place.

She caught me a 152km/h in a 90km/h zone.

It was supposed to cost me 550$ + 7 days license suspension.

I got.....

nothing!

talked her down.
What a great way to start Easter Weekend!

Also, why the fuck were you going that fast?

Like, seriously....? If you're doing 50kmph over the speed limit here..they take your damn car.

I remember a simpler time, when I used to run from police..and drive like a pissed off teenager.


That's 100kmph over the speed limit...I WIN.

I was just tired of driving. After 10 hours straight, you really wanna go home fast.
And yes, I needed to poop!