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New SPAMS can’t triforce.

Starter: Kanzen Posted: 15 years ago Views: 20.5K
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#4316991
Lvl 22
Pay?

(o'yeah I'm not here)
#4316992
Lvl 59
Yah, pay.

I a weekly check for the sum of 20,000 euro.


Obviously, I'm super valuable.
#4316993
Lvl 59
Oh, btw, though...the check isn't from WBW.


It's from my camwhoring. Because I'm a sexy camwhore and all the Ukrainians love me to piss.
#4316994
Lvl 28
Quote:
Originally posted by EricLindros

Oh, btw, though...the check isn't from WBW.


It's from my camwhoring. Because I'm a sexy camwhore and all the Ukrainians love me to piss.


Pics?
#4316995
Lvl 10
#4316996
Lvl 15
Haha. Nice call EL. I was thinking about starting a canadian camwhore website with the help of Ze Honda Zhimself.
They could bath in maple sirup and stick beaver tails up their asses?

Honda would do the friday night hardcore show by banging one wearing a fur hat and mittens.
#4316997
Lvl 37


And now for something completely different:
#4316998
Lvl 15
We should start a Canadian Team on WBW.

Let's assemble!
#4316999
Lvl 14
Quote:
Originally posted by kayradis

We should start a Canadian Team on WBW.

Let's assemble!

bump!
#4317000
Lvl 24
Fantastic showing, Team Canada.

#4317001
Lvl 37
#4317002
Lvl 14
Quote:
Originally posted by ThreadKiller

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How dare you

Take that!


#4317003
Lvl 37


Yeah, right, EH!

#4317004
Lvl 28
Good assembly everyone.

Ripping up carpet is fun and all that, but walking on concrete is hard on the feets.


Oh, on a personal note...I've been considering joining the army now for a few weeks, maybe after summer ends. I just know you have to be in there so many years before they let you use the gun, but maybe they'll let me spray paint the uniforms, that could be fun.
#4317005
Lvl 28
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dciaHj4xPVA[/youtube]
#4317006
Lvl 28
Coincidentally, when I look in the mirror I also say "You are fucking awesome" only because I'm usually naked.

Man, I could go for some of that right now, BRB.
#4317007
Lvl 28
I went on Chatroulette a minute ago because I was bored and all that.

..after nexting about 10 people there was this woman sitting there waving..so I waved back. She's like "are you live, wave like me"...so I waved, I can see having a movie of a chick masturbating, but having a vid of some random fully clothed dude watching Sherlock Holmes seems like a bit of a stretch.

I can see there is a dude beside her and I don't care, we chatted for a bit about Sherlock Holmes because it's awesome. Then she's like "you're a good looking guy" and I'm all "obvs"..well really I was like "thanks".

Than she started to blow her boyfriend while looking at me.

Fuck you internet, fuck you.
#4317008
Lvl 28
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzh2UygPwDU[/youtube]

Cutest shit evar.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-DetYirwzI[/youtube]
#4317009
Lvl 26
Quote:
Originally posted by Honda_X

Than she started to blow her boyfriend while looking at me.

Fuck you internet, fuck you.


It is like an internet-reverse-cock-block.
#4317010
Lvl 15
Quote:
Originally posted by Honda_X




Oh, on a personal note...I've been considering joining the army now for a few weeks, maybe after summer ends. I just know you have to be in there so many years before they let you use the gun



Just for your information;
I joined about 4 years ago, I'm what the call an "able seaman" but I'm shooting for my killick(Corporal) by the end of the summer. If you still planning to get rip, the Boot camp will turn a fatty into a marathon runner. When I joined I weighted about 230 pounds and by the time I graduated from Combat School I was 189 and able to march close to 14 km(about 8.75 miles for our US friends) in less than 2 hours with full combat rig and weapon.

They'll let you shoot the gun in less than 4 week. Boot camp last for about 15 week(paid) and big difference with our yanks counterparts, you dont have to pay for your gear or uniforms.

Try it, but what I would do if I was you, since I know how the system works, go for reserve. You'll go up the ranks faster, and when you feel like you're ready, you can switch for whatever trade you wish in the regular forces.

Its not a bad thing, but boot camp sucks until you reach the "hump"(about week 8 or 9). Then everything goes smoother.
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