There really is some important info in here, so please read all this. It's also kinda funny.
I'd suggest you cut your losses and get as FUCKING far away from this guy as you possibly can before you go down with him, at least reputation-wise. Even if someone is proven not guilty of anything having to do with children and porn, you'll note, no matter what, that no one is going to be calling him to babysit anymore, if you get my drift. The stink of someting like this sticks with you for LIFE, and believe me you don't want to get any of it on you. Any criminologist knows that most criminals get caught by the way they boast about their crimes, that they have a motivation to give themselves an ego boost by way of talking about their crimes. They like to brag about them. Except...except....for child molesters and child killers. They *never* admit their crimes or talk about them because even in the criminal underworld, a child molester is as low as you can possibly go.
Besides, he's guilty as fucking SIN. I mean come on, he is. Spyware installing this on his computer? Total bullshit. He's not going to jail if they find him guilty or anything just for 1000 pictures, but he'll be subjected to some form of predator rehab which I have heard can be so fucking humilitating and degrading that it's been known to drive guys to suicide. A few of the heinous things they make you do: Take a lie detector test ($500, and YOU pay for it) in which you have to admit every last sexual thing you ever did...beasteality, fucking food items, EVERYTHING, including childhood experimentation with your buddies when you were al 4 years old. Believe me, no matter how squeaky clean you are, there's some shit you've tried at one point that you'd die if anyone found out about. Then they make you talk about it again in detail in group therapy with other pervs. To make it really fun, these programs are usually run by the most hard-core, man-hating, scorching lesbian BITCHES who themselves were molested and are now looking for biblical-grade payback on the entire male species. If you're diagnosed as having voyeuristic tendencies or were caught peeping, they make you jerk off with someone watching while you look at pictures depicting sexual scenes as you'd see them through a window or something, then after you come they make you keep going for as long as it takes for you get blisters on your cock. One thing they do to guys like your bro is have them jerk off looking at pictures of young-ish girls, and then just as they're about to come, they blast a foul smelling ammonia-like odor up their nose with a tube taped into place in advance. Oh yeah and you're being watched as hey do this to you. You also have a fucking thing around your dick that tells them how aroused you are at all times.
Now, how to avoid this: I have never ever in my life seen, downloaded or sought out child porn online. But of the thousands of nudie pics and porn images I have on my computer, I am sure if you had 100 people look at all of it, someone is going to think maybe one or two of the images feature girls who look too young even though they're not. It's a given, face it. Plus it maybe a little tough to explain that video I have of that girl with a fire extinguisher in her twat. That one where that chick screws a donkey might be a riot to pull out when you're drunk with your buddies, but in the cold, buzzing, neon light of the Best Buy tech center, it might make you look pretty fucking stupid. I had a computer crash a while ago and had to take it in for repair. Well this posed a BIG fucking problem since, while I had no child porn on my computer at all, most of my porn was on the computer and there was a LOT of it. Not something I wanted some fucking tech to know. I also had compromising pics of my girlfriend on the computer and other personal pics I didn't want anyone seeing. Well unless I wanted to sit there as I had the thing worked on (a virtual impossibility) I was going to be emberassingly screwed. I somehow managed to get the thing working with the help of a tech who didn't see anything, but that was the LAST time that was ever, ever going to happen. I went out the next day, bought an offboard hard drive, and put all that shit on that drive. The only thing my computer's onboard drive has on it is programs. The files associated or produced by those programs, along with all the pron, are now on that other hard drive and backed up on to CD-Rs. If it crashes, I toss it and get another one. If teh computer crashes, I can taker it in and have it worked on, embarassment free. One more thing you can do is get a Mac. I'm not saying they're impervious to viruses or there are no Mac viruses and spyware out there, but there are so few in number that it's not even an issue. I have never heard firsthand of a Mac user having a virus. And nothing, but nothing is erased from your hard drive by putting it in the trash. You have to manually have it overwritten, and be sure to overwrite all that "empty" space on your drive once a month. Things that are "deleted" only have the file headers erased, not the files themselves until they're overwritten by something else.
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