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I'm Better Than You Because I have an iPhone.

Starter: Honda_X Posted: 14 years ago Views: 5.5K
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#4567376
Lvl 59
Quote:
Originally posted by Honda_X

So today I was in a hospital waiting room, and I started using the hospital wifi.

Started downloading this music video. (45 mb in 2 minutes..what up)...and this nurse walks over and is like "you can't use cell phones in here" ..

Honda: I assumed that was for like..making calls, I'm on the internet and playing Angry Birds..

Nurse: It's the rules.

Honda: Then why the free wifi?

Nurse: What is wifi.

Honda: *long sigh*


Ignore her. She's a moron.


There's this 100 year old rumor that cell phones interfere with hospital equipment. That hasn't been true since society moved on from Zack Morris cell phones that were obsolete two decades ago.

When i worked in a hospital people would call me to go yell at people on their cell phones and tell them to turn them off. I would be like, "Yah, I'll get right on that. <click>."
#4567377
Lvl 28
They get super pissy when you sass them, like "BECAUSE IT'S THE RULES!"...."why?....what the fuck difference does it make. If I brought my laptop in here is it going to cause mass deaths?"

People piss me off.

@SP: I just moved around the corner and kept right on iPhoning..for I am legit. Plus, I'm pretty sure if she and I got into a tango..I could have kicked her ass. She looked frail.

Bitches don't know bout my Muay Thai.
#4567378
Lvl 22
THE DAY THE EARTH STOOD STILL

Notech is getting an iPhone
#4567379
Lvl 28
THE DAY THE IPHONE STOPPED BEING COOL

Notech is getting an iPhone
#4567380
Quote:
Originally posted by Notech

THE DAY THE EARTH STOOD STILL

Notech is getting an iPhone

Welcome to awesome. Don't screw it up. lol
#4567381
Lvl 28
He'll probably put it in his mouth or something.

#4567382
Lvl 59
Oh Noes. He's ruining it for everyone!
#4567383
Lvl 28
"Steve Jobs declared bankruptcy today..."
#4567384
Lvl 22
4G 32 gigs or wait a month for the 5 ?

And yeah I'll maybe break the whole system with in a week of getting it.
#4567385
Lvl 28
Just get it...the next one will just be slightly faster.

It's just how tech is...you wait for the next big thing, get it, then it's replaced in a week just the same.
#4567386
Lvl 22
It's finally on it's way!
#4567387
I imagine you went with the 4S?
#4567388
Lvl 22
Well yes and no. I did but...
I'm getting it for my son who is going to give me his old 4 with 32g. I can't use the new one as well as he will.

And I don't need voice commands anyway
#4567389
Lvl 19
you can say now over here i am better because i don't have a blackberry.... In Europe Blackberry isn't working for 4 days now lol
#4567390
Quote:
Originally posted by Notech_The_Monk

Well yes and no. I did but...
I'm getting it for my son who is going to give me his old 4 with 32g. I can't use the new one as well as he will.

And I don't need voice commands anyway

The new Siri voice command looks amazing!! Talk to text and email!
#4567391
Lvl 13
#4567392
Lvl 18
Got the 4s, and it is awesome!

I now rule!

And am attracting females too!
#4567393
Quote:
Originally posted by Paddy!

Got the 4s, and it is awesome!

I now rule!

And am attracting females too!

Hey there...

Nice phone.
#4567394
Lvl 22
Got mine yesterday and it is awesome
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