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Originally posted by Honda_X
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I take it you like sandwiches....
If I had to assume, your favorite kind is jelly.
Because U JELLY
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I prefer jam... It spreads easier... U know... Like your ass cheeks.
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Deucie 14 years ago
I prefer jam... It spreads easier... U know... Like your ass cheeks.
Honda_X 14 years ago
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Originally posted by Deucie
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I prefer jam... It spreads easier... U know... Like your ass cheeks.
@Dros: Pfft...they be total fine upstanding ladies
FamilyGuy 14 years ago
Welcome to the Applelitist club! You now know secrets that would blow the freakin' mind of a 32nd degree Mason. I must admit that I simply detest the fact that I have to deal with all the sad little non-Apple using haters running around all filthy and shoeless surrounding me as I make my way down the city streets as if this were some third world country.
FamilyGuy 14 years ago
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Originally posted by cog
Just watch out for Rupert, Rupert is in your phones
Only if you are using an iPhone with AT&T and then only if you fail to change the default password for your voicemail. If you don't change the default password then anyone can hack into your voicemail using the default code and one of the programs to mimic your cell phone number on caller ID.
[Deleted] 14 years ago
mom: "You know that girl Debbie that lives down the road from me?"
Honda: "No. Debbie who?"
mom: "You know, the one that works at the hospital."
Honda: "I have no idea who you are talking about."
mom: "It doesn't matter. What's important is that she got that LAP BAND surgery done! And her insurance paid for it all!"
Honda: "Good for her."
mom: "Yes, she's very excited."
Honda: "I hope she'll still be excited when she realizes she hasn't solved the mental issues that turned her into a fat ass in the first place."
mom: [ no response ]
Honda: "No. Debbie who?"
mom: "You know, the one that works at the hospital."
Honda: "I have no idea who you are talking about."
mom: "It doesn't matter. What's important is that she got that LAP BAND surgery done! And her insurance paid for it all!"
Honda: "Good for her."
mom: "Yes, she's very excited."
Honda: "I hope she'll still be excited when she realizes she hasn't solved the mental issues that turned her into a fat ass in the first place."
mom: [ no response ]
Honda_X 14 years ago
@cog: lol'd
@Wombat01: Maybe go make a jelly sandwich..
Heavy on teh jelly.
@Wombat01: Maybe go make a jelly sandwich..
Heavy on teh jelly.
Honda_X 14 years ago
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Originally posted by Latino
dude...we can totally facetime now
I love some facetime with you.
EricLindros 14 years ago
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Originally posted by wombat01
Who Cares
Well, you care enough to post in the 'I'm better than you because iHave and iPhone" thread.
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