The Best Phone.
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iPhone
66.67% (10)
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iPhone
26.67% (4)
Votes:
15
Hello, former friends...
We can't be friends anymore because I'm better than you. I now own an iPhone...do you?
I didn't think so, faggot.
Don't even act like you found that attractive
From the moment it slid into my hands, and I was told what an "app" was...I'm pretty sure it's a sandwich topping...I loves me some app, anyway, from the moment it slid into my hands, I was overwhelmed by all this crazy touch button shenanigans....is this the future?
I had to call my good friend (name drop) Kanzen...after a brief, and panicked conversation (international long distance will rape your face off) he told me to "get it as long as it wasn't an iPhone 3"...so, boom, I got it.
Now, as an iPhone owner...I can always kinda taste Steve Jobs dick in my mouth. It kinda tastes like money. Is it possible Steve Jobs cums money? I'll look into that...winkyface.
I realized instantly that this is going to change my life, deep down to my core. I hate all of you now obviously, how could I possibly want to talk to you peasants...I mean, your phones make calls, take pictures....but my phone makes calls, takes pictures..AND is an iPhone.
I just feel so bad for you guys.
Now, you're probably wondering, "hey, apple fanboy..where is all the little apple logos in this thread?" well, up until this point I wasn't a gigantic faggot..(lol jk..I totally was) so I don't have any...but I'm going to take the ones that came with my iPhone and slap them on my smart car I'm getting tomorrow, after I trade in my goodlooking racecar. It'll just go better with my skinny jeans and ironic goatee.
Stay lame, losers......if I had to choose between saving your life, or scratching the screen of my iPhone...I wouldn't even hesitate to let you die.
Go back to however it is you pricks make long distance calls. Probably screaming into a fat girls vagina.
YOU HAVE FAILED.
Also, SP has an iPhone...she is also better than you.
We can't be friends anymore because I'm better than you. I now own an iPhone...do you?
I didn't think so, faggot.
Don't even act like you found that attractive
From the moment it slid into my hands, and I was told what an "app" was...I'm pretty sure it's a sandwich topping...I loves me some app, anyway, from the moment it slid into my hands, I was overwhelmed by all this crazy touch button shenanigans....is this the future?
I had to call my good friend (name drop) Kanzen...after a brief, and panicked conversation (international long distance will rape your face off) he told me to "get it as long as it wasn't an iPhone 3"...so, boom, I got it.
Now, as an iPhone owner...I can always kinda taste Steve Jobs dick in my mouth. It kinda tastes like money. Is it possible Steve Jobs cums money? I'll look into that...winkyface.
I realized instantly that this is going to change my life, deep down to my core. I hate all of you now obviously, how could I possibly want to talk to you peasants...I mean, your phones make calls, take pictures....but my phone makes calls, takes pictures..AND is an iPhone.
I just feel so bad for you guys.
Now, you're probably wondering, "hey, apple fanboy..where is all the little apple logos in this thread?" well, up until this point I wasn't a gigantic faggot..(lol jk..I totally was) so I don't have any...but I'm going to take the ones that came with my iPhone and slap them on my smart car I'm getting tomorrow, after I trade in my goodlooking racecar. It'll just go better with my skinny jeans and ironic goatee.
Stay lame, losers......if I had to choose between saving your life, or scratching the screen of my iPhone...I wouldn't even hesitate to let you die.
Go back to however it is you pricks make long distance calls. Probably screaming into a fat girls vagina.
YOU HAVE FAILED.
Also, SP has an iPhone...she is also better than you.
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