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I'm Better Than You Because I have an iPhone.

Starter: Honda_X Posted: 14 years ago Views: 5.5K
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#4567356
Lvl 28
Quote:
Originally posted by Demodad68

Ima gonna be a rebel and never join your little group...

I can't afford an iPhone..and am so jelly sometimes I jerkoff to iPhone commercials.


Fixed.
#4567357
Lvl 27
Honda you're right

So how bout you send me some pics of you using your iphone
#4567358
Lvl 28
I'm finger blasting my phone as we speak.
#4567359
Lvl 27
Quote:
Originally posted by Honda_X

I'm finger blasting my phone as we speak.


Sounds kinky...
#4567360
not if you were on the receiving end
#4567361
Lvl 12
Quote:
Originally posted by Demodad68

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Sounds kinky...


Very kinky!
#4567362
Lvl 21
Quote:
Originally posted by Honda_X

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Fixed.


Mufuggin laugh.

Quote:
Originally posted by Sugarpie

This thread needs more anger and mocking.


I so do love dry humor.
#4567363
Lvl 21
Also, doesn't the I-phone have a feature that can make the entire province of Moosegroin a wireless hotspot, therebye solving the decade old dial-up issues of a certain Canadian mod?

The male one. Not the cute athletic female one.
#4567364
Quote:
Originally posted by hydrahead

Also, doesn't the I-phone have a feature that can make the entire province of Moosegroin a wireless hotspot, therebye solving the decade old dial-up issues of a certain Canadian mod?

The male one. Not the cute athletic female one.


thats right...he couls use the hotspot feature on the iPhone and be a dial up freak no more!!
#4567365
If he doesn't have high speed Internet, what makes you think he gets cell coverage? He prolly just uses his phone to play games and impress the backwoods girls.
#4567366
Lvl 59
lol, the only thing he can use it for with his shoddy reception is to use as a flashlight.

And Angry Birds.
#4567367
Lvl 28
Now I have to avoid this thread because you bullyjerks made me sad.

#4567368
Lvl 21
Quote:
Originally posted by EricLindros

lol, the only thing he can use it for with his shoddy reception is to use as a fleshlight.



Interesting. I had not heard of that app before.
#4567369
Lvl 12
Quote:
Originally posted by Honda_X

Now I have to avoid this thread because you bullyjerks made me sad.




You started it babe...
#4567370
Lvl 28
Experience the app dude....EXPERIENCE IT.
#4567371
Lvl 12
You enjoy your phone Love.. ENJOY IT
#4567372
Lvl 28
I am...my penis is out and everything...
#4567373
Lvl 28
So today I was in a hospital waiting room, and I started using the hospital wifi.

Started downloading this music video. (45 mb in 2 minutes..what up)...and this nurse walks over and is like "you can't use cell phones in here" ..

Honda: I assumed that was for like..making calls, I'm on the internet and playing Angry Birds..

Nurse: It's the rules.

Honda: Then why the free wifi?

Nurse: What is wifi.

Honda: *long sigh*
#4567374
You should have just flipped out and started yelling "this is no mere phone madam...this is an iPhone!!!"
#4567375
Lvl 12
Angry Birds rocks!!!
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