I gave my wife to another man

Spoof or not, this shit was funny. Well played whoever you are

This reinforces my belief that this thread is awesome.

I gave my wife to 6 other men but they all brought her back.

this is an excellent reading for a sunday afternoon when you have nothing to do with the tv...

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Originally posted by YuriThe1

I gave my wife to 6 other men but they all brought her back.

that is a bitch (no punt intended)

I've never been married. I gave my last girlfriend to a friend of mine though. He kept her and now he won't talk to me.

I call it a wash.

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Originally posted by Tarquin

I call it a wash.

Mine tells time, I call it a watch.

*rimshot*

I can't believe this freak show of a thread is still going, funny shit

Interesting!

Does she do birthday party's?

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Originally posted by JSteel

Interesting!

Does she do birthday party's?

I would do yours...

I'ma go get food. My own food. That no man has touched before.

Probably a cheeseburger. With no pickles. I don't eat other men's pickles.

I might give it to someone though and watch them eat it. Then I'll tell them thanks for eating my pickle.

Then I'll run because I am old and slow now and wasn't particularly intimidating even as a child.

Except that I am old and slow, so by "run" I mean "drive away."

Then I will flip them off.

This will please me.

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Originally posted by YuriThe1

I gave my wife to 6 other men but they all brought her back.

5 of them payed me to take her back...

this is some hilarious shit