I gave my wife to another man

This is one freaky thread...

I gave my snickers bar to another man

I am writing this post to let the world know that another man, Honda, owns my Snickers Bar. I have given it to him to use as his snack and it would of agreed to this, but it doesn't, it is not sentient. I have placed no limits on what he can do to it -- with appropriate peanut-salmonella tests he may eat in it, he may take all of its caramel, even though I have never had it in a while, he may take it without me watching and spend time with it without me, he may even show it off and offer it to other men if that pleases him. I even granted him permission to have its chocolate shell pierced when I finally meet him.

I am writing this at his direction because I made a mistake and let another man eat it before him. I am very sorry for this misstep. I realize I had already given it to Honda so it was not mine to give away again without his permission. I am very sorry for my mistake and will not repeat it.

I, Honda...am doing disgusting, inappropriate things to your Snickers bar. I've dipped it in chocolate, if stirred my glass of chocolate milk with it, and I've eaten part of the chocolate coating on one end, but not the eternal deliciousness, I'm just letting it sit there, uncovered without it's chocolaty deliciousness. It's sitting on the window ledge for all to see. It's sitting in the bright sunlight, exposing its shame to the neighbor hood, oh..it's beginning to melt a little...succulent. I'm going to run my finger slowly down it's rippled melted chocolate back, whether it enjoys this sensation is not my concern, since it belongs to me now.

I own it, and I can do as I please. I will not eat it quickly, I will savor the delicious flavor...and before finishing, I will brand my name into it's chocolate skin.

Edit: I'm rubbing some of the nougat and caramel over my lips...the aroma it gives off is delightful.

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Originally posted by Snickers_Bar

I have a 60d (152mm long nail with a 6mm diameter) nail and a lighter, I was kinda thinking we could... you know...

I'll get my safety goggles baby...

I thought every fetish in the world existed on the Internet.

Try as I might however, I could not find any legitimate Snickers porn to shit-post this thread with.

I offer you then, a substitute.

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Originally posted by Tarquin

I thought every fetish in the world existed on the Internet.

Try as I might however, I could not find any legitimate Snickers porn to shit-post this thread with.

I offer you then, a [ Link ].

That's shocking, not only in content, but also how shitty the site layout is. It's like some retard barfed colors everywhere.

Nice find though. BRB, getting sensual with Kanzen's Snickers bar.

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Originally posted by Kanzen

I gave my snickers bar to another man

I am writing this post to let the world know that another man, Honda, owns my Snickers Bar. I have given it to him to use as his snack and it would of agreed to this, but it doesn't, it is not sentient. I have placed no limits on what he can do to it -- with appropriate peanut-salmonella tests he may eat in it, he may take all of its caramel, even though I have never had it in a while, he may take it without me watching and spend time with it without me, he may even show it off and offer it to other men if that pleases him. I even granted him permission to have its chocolate shell pierced when I finally meet him.

I am writing this at his direction because I made a mistake and let another man eat it before him. I am very sorry for this misstep. I realize I had already given it to Honda so it was not mine to give away again without his permission. I am very sorry for my mistake and will not repeat it.

Oh man, you cracked my ass up with this one...

I gave my wife and kids to another man and every month I am compelled to send them money. I think I may want to contact Bobby and see if we can work a deal.....

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Originally posted by YuriThe1

I gave my wife and kids to another man and every month I am compelled to send them money. I think I may want to contact Bobby and see if we can work a deal.....

Now that is funny.

Hey Kanzen, before I started defiling her...your old Snickers whore had a message for you:

so rich.

I can see the news now.

"While stocks on Wall Street fell today, and the Dow dropped 11 points in one day - the most in one day over the last 25 years - there was one big winner. Snickers reported an unexpected and inexplicable spike in the purchase and consumption of their flagship product. Snickers isn't sure why this is happening, but reports that people are obtaining them as gifts to give to friends and strangers alike, and often will even share the treat. The rest of your retirement however, is gone. Happy dying in a cardboard box."

This is more twisted than Spam at this point.

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Originally posted by mrdorkbutt

This is more twisted than Spam at this point.

spam on roids times ten.

The Snickers parody is hilarious...

Your little slut cries out for you Kanzen...bawhaha

She loves it when I make her taste her own nougat.

The average night for Dr.Chase..:

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Originally posted by Honda_X

Your little slut cries out for you Kanzen...bawhaha

She loves it when I make her taste her own nougat.

Any pics that show whats between the caramel and nougat?

I'll never eat a Snickers the same way again.

Or at all if this keeps up.

I gave my man to another wife. It worked out well.