I gave my wife to another man

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Originally posted by Punnani

Mmmmm, I think this is......

That looks shooped, I've seen a few shoops in my day and I can tell by the pixels you see.

Also, Mrs.Dude....do you have red hair?














Giggity.

I sure am glad that's over, being in a frat must suck. Although they probably only catch a paddle to the ass one time, whereas I get it pretty frequently. It's actually kind of a brutally humiliating fun game Bobby and I play, he nails me as hard as he can with the paddle, meanwhile he has his PS3 hooked up to Rock Band..and he puts the mic down in front of me, while I wear a ballgag, and then he watches to see how high pitched my screams will go.. The game really has no objective, I think he's just trying to beat a personal high score. Again, it's one of those things where if you're at a party, and someone is like "yo dawg, I invented a game, it involves Rock Band, ball gags, and bare ass paddlings" I fully suggest you opt out of said event, it might look like excellent times, but, you'll thank me in the end.


Awkward question time, would anyone happen to know how to remove a pine cone from your anus? Thanks.

wow i thought no one would ever come up with a hteead more fucked up than some of my shit








kudos to you







ya fuckin freak

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Originally posted by Mrs.Dude110

Awkward question time, would anyone happen to know how to remove a pine cone from your anus? Thanks.

Lube and pliers.

It's what Chase always used. Silly blonde faggot.

Also, that works for gerbils, squirrels, mice..any small rodent you want to remove from the anus. Oh, and it only happened once, so I'm not 100% that this is a sure fire method, but you can also remove a dental retainer.

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Originally posted by Angry_Joe

I call bullshit...

Gee... Ya' think?

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Originally posted by Tarquin

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Gee... Ya' think?

wait a minute dude lets not be too hasty this seems so fucked up that it could be true

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Originally posted by Mr.Poop

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wait a minute dude lets not be too hasty this seems so fucked up that it could be true

Says the dude who wore the same underwear for the better part of two months and blogged about the experience.

Fictional or otherwise, you're a sick puppy dude. Wait... Is this thread one of your spoofs? I smell a rat, and he smells like he has rancid underwear.

its not me i swear to buddy ebsen its not me

If you're lying I'll Dick Van your Dyke.


Ooo... That worked on like three levels. Booyah!

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Originally posted by SydneySinbad

Explain this bullshit!

Bullshit (also bullcrap, bullplop, horseshit, bullbutter) is a common English expletive. It may be shortened to "bull" or the euphemism B.S. The term is common in American English. In British English, bollocks is a comparable expletive, although bullshit is now a commonly used expletive in British English as well.

As with many expletives, it can be used as an interjection (or in many other parts of speech) and can carry a wide variety of meanings. Most commonly, it is used in connection with incorrect, misleading, or false language and statements. While the word is generally used in a deprecating sense, it may imply a measure of respect for language skills, or frivolity, among various other benign usages.

In popular philosophy, Harry Frankfurt among others described the word bullshit as related to but distinct from lying.


Bullshit... Explained.

Thats some fucked up shit right there

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Originally posted by bluewatertwo

Thats some fucked up shit right there

Yeah, fucked up in the sense that someone that should be doing more productive things created a couple more new profiles to troll with

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Originally posted by brownell

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Yeah, fucked up in the sense that someone that should be doing more productive things created a couple more new profiles to troll with

I guess some people get bored watching porn..

..Plus, if you look at the join dates, and the writing style, the female account was clearly started last night long after the original posting, probably as a joke. For laughs...but I guess the odd person might be slow enough to think that was a legitimate attempt at trolling.

But I agree, this thread is silly business, whoever made that second account, stop being so amusing, people are trying to do serious porn business here, and don't need you shitting the place up with uncalled for laughter.

I suggest Bobby take the pad out of your kennel, you don't deserve it. I surely hope he has you eating slop out of a dogbowl as well.

Good stuff.

ok.............so you get access to the outside world via the interweb and who do you contact?? The local police? the FBI??
No...a dutch porn forum!!!

....anyway...(sleep)

I wonder if she has a sister.

Take my wife...Pul-leez!