How can I stop my nosy girlfriend

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Originally posted by DaveGiant

Quickest way, change the router password, or log in your self and undo the changes... or reset router set your own password.

Or get her involved. Or call her a moose and kick her out.

Why a moose?

I had a ex wife like that. Hence the EX!!!

Get rid of her now! Do you have friends? Do you have hobbies? Do you make decisions? She has issues. Ones that you do not have do be forced to deal with. Tell her why you like the site and how uncomfortable her lack of trust in you makes you feel. Then when she falls asleep, pack your stuff and get as far away as you can. Change your name and identity (just kidding)

Deal with it now, cause it will only get worse.

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Originally posted by LeonRedbone

get your balls out of her purse...i'm sure she keeps them somewhere next to her tampons

oh man, thats the best place to keep them too :P

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Originally posted by Pabst

Superman her.



Superman; When you are mad at your girl for not having sex with you. So when she falls asleep you masturbate and cum on her back. After that, stick the bedsheet on to her back and when she wakes up it's stuck to the cum and she has a cape like Superman!!!

Are you referring to that stupid solja boy CRAP!?

she's poifect!

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Originally posted by JSteel

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Are you referring to that stupid solja boy CRAP!?

. Yes I am. That dance is so stupid, so is that song. But having a gal that likes all kinds of music, I have to listen to it a few times.

"Kill her?" Wow! There are some classy fellas in this forum! Anyhow, no real need to reply (not scared & hiding, dipshit). Problem resolved without having to "dump her ass." Believe me, I had to "man up" about this b.s. issue a long time ago and we came to a mutual agreement but she was still spying. We have come to another agreement that does not require my testicles to be in her posession and I am now privy to her methods and have put a stop to them. I really appreciate the posts from most of you, though--even if you mentioned something I would not do (e.g. the safe idea and surfing wedding sites were pretty damn funny). The person who wrote the novel for a response and wore their fingers out in the process probably had the best and most accurate advice. I hope BillK is wrong and I am pretty sure he is because nobody is perfectly compatable and if anyone thinks that a mere difference of opinion is a dealbreaker, they will lead a lonely, lonely life. And by the way, I am using a laptop.

Thanks man, the author to that novel would be me. Dude I'm glad you worked things out, I really am, but all I know is if that was me I wouldn't give her another chance since she violated the "agreement" about something this serious. It proves she doesn't trust or respect you man. By you coming to another "agreement" shows her that she can keep up this kind of behavior and you will take her back. It could turn into a viscious cycle that will only get worse. I honestly hope that this is the last time she does this but I seriously doubt it. I don't know this girl so I can't say what she will or won't do, I'm just speaking on generalities and experience. Odds aren't in your favor but good luck anyway man.

P.S. Dude don't let any of these guys get under your skin. The ones saying "kill her" and things like that, they're just fuckin with you man...just tryin to be funny. Don't take it to heart. But every guy who said you need to get your nuts back....well listen to them because we're 100% right. I know it's not what you wanted to hear but it's the truth man.

the39steps:

I'm old enough to have been around the block more than twice...so please listen to me. Move on. It is not going to improve. The girl has issues with what you do on line and that is not going to change no matter how many agreements you come to with her and it will bleed into other aspects of your life with her.
She will find other things to pick at you about, if she hasn't already. Ask yourself...anything like that going on now? Maybe she doesn't like the way you dress, talk or interact with other girls? Cut your loses now...I know that hurts and it will be painful but trust me, it will hurt a lot more down the road if you continue with her.

This problem is deeper than you think it is. I had the same problem about 14 years ago. Wound up costing me tons of money in a stupid divorce. Be careful.

Listen to your elders!

dump that b**ch! need I say anymore?

But when you dump her tell her that her pussy is loose and that she,s fat then tell her that you do love her but she,s just to ugly to be with the next guy she get,s will pay

slap a hoe

Havnt trawled through all the replies but use a cloaking site like www.thecloak.com I used to do that when I was at work and wanted to bypass sites that had been blocked by the firewall. Good luck

Screw all that cloaking bullshit if she does,nt trust you show her the door hopefully not in a moving car * I hope this guy does,nt try anything dumb*

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Queen aka the Freddy Mercury - get AIDS from a guy with a moustache. It's a risky move...but I think it might work for you.

Idiot.

^ What would you do tough guy

I have never written anything but I had to say something on this. You are nuts if you haven't packed your bags or better yet have not kicked her ass out on the street. Do you want to live your life or should she shove her hand up your ass and treat you like a wooden puppet?

You anatomically incorrect Pussy.

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Originally posted by the39steps

I have a dilemma: my girlfriend keeps monitoring my access to this site and others. She is utilizing our linksys router to block all sites she disapproves of. I have purchased privacy software to supposedly delete all traces of internet traffic and have used proxy sites to bypass the linksys firewall but she still manages to notice where I've been. Any suggestions?

I was in a relationship where my ex used to look at everything I went on and I had to cover my tracks and I got sick of it. It was one of the many reasons I'm not with her any more. If shes that bad now it will only get worse. So you have 3 choices. 1. dump her ass and move on. 2. Tell her to stay out of your business and quit being a god damn Dictator! I mean shit is your house nicknamed communist China? or 3. Keep covering your tracks and fearing that she'll find your trail.

How do you know she hasn't already found this post?!?!