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How can I stop my nosy girlfriend

Starter: the39steps Posted: 17 years ago Views: 6.5K
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#3438929
Lvl 29
Quote:
Originally posted by Latino

dude, youve been pussified..
work on it and grow your spine back, shes the woman in the relationship...not you
this is what happens when you give the woman an inch of authority in the home, which is why you dont.


I take it Mrs. Latino doesn't look at this site!!


#3438930
Buy a gun and a shovel
#3438931
Lvl 7
Grow balls
#3438932
Lvl 28
Quote:
Originally posted by BaronJoker

Buy a gun and a shovel


Too much.
#3438933
Ok I agree with alot of Dr Phil Oh no sorry fsujd524 I would have said alot of the same but my fingers would get tired. Ok lets see how much they can withstand. I do agree he is being whipped by a logging chain. I agree that possibly he should just hand her her ass/tell the bitch bye bye. Although she may have been raised to think porn is a big no no! Even still that doesnt give her the right to snoop and criticize. She should not be doing this. She has a self esteem issue that sucks. In my opinion evaluate her importance how much do you really care about her and go accordingly! Me personally Im on here now and and my girlfriend is about 15 feet from me Ive been honest with her about what I do and we agree and hell sometimes she sits next to me while I view this site and gives positive input! Yes grow balls but still present yourself you might get a good suprise if not lock her shit in a safe and walk away. Ok my fingers are cramping!
#3438934
Lvl 3
No way dude, my advice would have trumped any dumb ass advice that self-righteous moron Dr Phil would give. But yeah I did type more than I realized on both posts. It just got me fired up about how dumb this dude is being about this situation. It's a very simple fix.
#3438935
Lvl 8
leave this is just the start of the problems might as well cut your losses
#3438936
Lvl 10
Quote:
Originally posted by stoneman2

Grow balls




indeed
#3438937
Lvl 19
get a new gf, but first sneak into her room when she is asleep and get your balls out of her purse...i'm sure she keeps them somewhere next to her tampons
#3438938
Lvl 4
Damn dude. I will call you professor X from here on. You hit is right on the nail. A few years back I had a g/f with the same issues till i dumped her ass. Took me a while to recover (didn't want to date anyone for a while). Dealt with the same crap of she would ask a question I wouldn't bother answering, but it got to the point she would nag so much for hours till i gave in, and when i did she would accuse me of hiding crap for not telling. It was always a lose/lose situation. At her monitoring your where abouts thats wayyyyyy too much insecurities.

either stand up to her .... or dump this chick.

p.s where the heck are ya....still see no replies from you. Let me guess? You're afraid of checking a reponse :


Quote:
Originally posted by fsujd524

Dude, don't listen to earlyriser. You don't have to explain yourself to her at all. Guys look at porn, it's as simple as that, take it or leave it. If she can't handle it you don't need a low self esteem kind of chick like that. The only time your gf should be concerned about looking at porn is when you look at porn more than your girlfriend. Gotta remember a gf is a full time job, porn is just your hobby.

Now I do agree that honesty is the most important thing in a relationship, BUT if you tell her the reason why you look at everything she will never respect you. She will look at you as her little bitch that does everything she wants. If you tell her everything then for now on she will feel that she has a right to ask more invading questions and expect you to answer it. If you don't answer it then she will assume you're lieing or hiding something and get pissed at you. But if you answer every question she asks about your private life then you'll be miserable. Get what I'm saying? It's a lose-lose situation if you bitch up and explain to her why you look at porn.

You need to play the "he who cares least" game. Tell her you're not apologizing for looking at porn and not explaining yourself because you shouldn't have to. Tell you're not going to throw it in her face that you're looking at it but you will simply do it in your private time and she will never know about it. Tell her if she can't deal with it then you two just aren't working out. Tell her that you aren't questioning your relationship because she won't let you look at porn, but because you don't want to be forced to hide or lie about doing anything in a relationship. It puts uneccassary amounts of stress in your life and you don't need that. Then just sit back and act like you don't care. If she's a decent chick, you watch how fast she'll come running back later. If she doesn't come back then good riddens.

Sorry earlyriser, but in this particular situation spilling everything will only hurt the guy and hurt their relationship.
#3438939
Lvl 11
Superman her.



Superman; When you are mad at your girl for not having sex with you. So when she falls asleep you masturbate and cum on her back. After that, stick the bedsheet on to her back and when she wakes up it's stuck to the cum and she has a cape like Superman!!!
#3438940
Lvl 28
Quote:
Originally posted by Pabst

Superman her.



Superman; When you are mad at your girl for not having sex with you. So when she falls asleep you masturbate and cum on her back. After that, stick the bedsheet on to her back and when she wakes up it's stuck to the cum and she has a cape like Superman!!!


Change that plan actually...and make it so she has a cape on her face....MAXIMUM LULZ will be had. (Note: Avoid suffocating her)
#3438941
Lvl 28
Might I also suggest:

Donkey Kong Punch: Proceed as per the standard Donkey Punch, however, instead of punching the partner in the head or neck, strike them over the head with a barrel, lamp or other easily shattered object. It will bring you guys closer than ever.

Or the:

Queen aka the Freddy Mercury - get AIDS from a guy with a moustache. It's a risky move...but I think it might work for you.
#3438942
Quote:
Originally posted by rainbowdemon

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I take it Mrs. Latino doesn't look at this site!!





she does...
but she always knew i was a neanderthal before we got married
#3438943
Lvl 19
you're all full-o-shit. It's not about he's right and she's a bitch, or who's right or wrong at all. He feels a need to look at porn, and she feels a need to be with someone who doesn't look at porn. They're not a match. It's just that simple, and attempts by either to manipulate the other into being what he/she wants will cause nothing but trouble, because people never really change.
The end.
#3438944
Lvl 6
Try a babelfish translation. That just shows up in history as babelfish.
#3438945
Lvl 8
Everyone is pretty much right.. if you really don't care too much, just leave her, like some of the guys said, make her break-up with u. Ok now if you really do care about her, tell her to first calm down, she is way too crazy to even be like that, (I thought I had it bad) Anyways, take control of the damn situation! Like others said, be a man.. Just tell her that you rather look at sites like these.. instead of going out and talk to girls in person.. shit, make something up.. good luck.
#3438946
Lvl 8
Ditch the router and reconfigure your network. OR
Stop looking at porn, make sure she KNOWS your not looking at porn, and then nag her endlessly for sexual gratification every chance you get. ESPECIALLY when she gets home from work. Nothing like telling her, "I've missed you, give me head." when she just gets home for a couple weeks in a row to have her begging you to go do it yourself.
#3438947
Lvl 28
Quote:
Originally posted by BillK

you're all full-o-shit.


Really?
#3438948
Lvl 1
Quickest way, change the router password, or log in your self and undo the changes... or reset router set your own password.

Or get her involved. Or call her a moose and kick her out.
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