[Deleted] 17 years ago
Ok I agree with alot of Dr Phil Oh no sorry fsujd524 I would have said alot of the same but my fingers would get tired. Ok lets see how much they can withstand. I do agree he is being whipped by a logging chain. I agree that possibly he should just hand her her ass/tell the bitch bye bye. Although she may have been raised to think porn is a big no no! Even still that doesnt give her the right to snoop and criticize. She should not be doing this. She has a self esteem issue that sucks. In my opinion evaluate her importance how much do you really care about her and go accordingly! Me personally Im on here now and and my girlfriend is about 15 feet from me Ive been honest with her about what I do and we agree and hell sometimes she sits next to me while I view this site and gives positive input! Yes grow balls but still present yourself you might get a good suprise if not lock her shit in a safe and walk away. Ok my fingers are cramping!
No way dude, my advice would have trumped any dumb ass advice that self-righteous moron Dr Phil would give. But yeah I did type more than I realized on both posts. It just got me fired up about how dumb this dude is being about this situation. It's a very simple fix.
leave this is just the start of the problems might as well cut your losses
get a new gf, but first sneak into her room when she is asleep and get your balls out of her purse...i'm sure she keeps them somewhere next to her tampons
Superman her.
Superman; When you are mad at your girl for not having sex with you. So when she falls asleep you masturbate and cum on her back. After that, stick the bedsheet on to her back and when she wakes up it's stuck to the cum and she has a cape like Superman!!!
Might I also suggest:
Donkey Kong Punch: Proceed as per the standard Donkey Punch, however, instead of punching the partner in the head or neck, strike them over the head with a barrel, lamp or other easily shattered object. It will bring you guys closer than ever.
Or the:
Queen aka the Freddy Mercury - get AIDS from a guy with a moustache. It's a risky move...but I think it might work for you.
you're all full-o-shit. It's not about he's right and she's a bitch, or who's right or wrong at all. He feels a need to look at porn, and she feels a need to be with someone who doesn't look at porn. They're not a match. It's just that simple, and attempts by either to manipulate the other into being what he/she wants will cause nothing but trouble, because people never really change.
The end.
Try a babelfish translation. That just shows up in history as babelfish.
residual_evil 17 years ago
Ditch the router and reconfigure your network. OR
Stop looking at porn, make sure she KNOWS your not looking at porn, and then nag her endlessly for sexual gratification every chance you get. ESPECIALLY when she gets home from work. Nothing like telling her, "I've missed you, give me head." when she just gets home for a couple weeks in a row to have her begging you to go do it yourself.
Quickest way, change the router password, or log in your self and undo the changes... or reset router set your own password.
Or get her involved. Or call her a moose and kick her out.