How can I stop my nosy girlfriend

I have a dilemma: my girlfriend keeps monitoring my access to this site and others. She is utilizing our linksys router to block all sites she disapproves of. I have purchased privacy software to supposedly delete all traces of internet traffic and have used proxy sites to bypass the linksys firewall but she still manages to notice where I've been. Any suggestions?

get a new girlfriend! and tell her to shove her router up her nosy ass.

where a disguise change username and password.hers !!

Oh this is funny. Sounds like my neighbor who uses this stuff to keep track of her traveling boyfriend. She checks his emails, net traffic and even watches him via the laptop camera while he thinks it is "off". Just too damn funny.

Drop her Russell!

Take pictures of her naked, then blackmail her. Or just post them here.

Can you say WHIPPED? If she is doing this now, imagine what she will be doing in a few years.

yeah dude, shes gotta be nuts, way over controlling, probably doesnt let you talk to girls either get rid of her dude, life is too short to have to deal with other people's insecurities and mental problems. go find a secure chic that lets you look at what you want.

Just find yourself a new gf

get online with a hottie and she will drop you fast -- all for the better you might hook up with the hottie.

reset the router

buy a laptop

Ya dude, time for a new chic. If you're going through this now, it's a sign of very hard times if you two get married.

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Originally posted by alex_alex

buy a laptop

we have a winner do what alex says

Cover your tracks: after your daily round of WBW type sites, do your daily round of diamondrings.com, weddingdress.com, flowerdelivery.com. She how she reacts to that.

If she doesn't give you the green light after that, start daily rounds of WhatGaysWant.com, shit-eating-slaves.com, and create a domain name with her name in it. Remember: the easiest way to dump her is to have her dump you.

Stop being a pussy. Man the hell up and tell her she has no right in your business. You call her your girlfriend and she's already this bad? Think about what happens if she becomes a wife. Do you give this chick access to your bank accounts already too? You are hopeless if you even have to ask this question. Stop letting her control you and tell her to take a damn hike. She's obviously insecure and jealous and there are no worse personality traits then those 2, absolutely none. Either get a girlfriend who's more secure in herself and doesn't need to spy on you to feel comfortable or find a girl who's a lot more stupid and knows less about computers then you. Either way, you're a bitch for even having to ask what to do in this situation so it's not likely anything can help you short of suicide.

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Originally posted by ray1

...we have a winner do what alex says

worship me

kill her

Dude, she had better be one hell of a good lay to be worth all the crazy... my advice is very much like the rest of these guys... dump her ass, if she is like this now just think down the road... if u have to hide who you are then you are having a relationship come out of a lie and that always ends poorly... go find a chick who feels the same way about the same shit and you will be alot better off... and yes there are chicks out there who do like porn and sex lol...
if you are going to keep her... get a keystroke program, find out her shit, use it to your gain... she has got to be hiding shit not to trust you like that, then use those passwords to access her accounts and delete any record of your being on your sites... trust me its way better to dump her ass, and less work!

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Originally posted by alex_alex

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worship me

i did! its over now back to bussiness as usual

Dude, gotta say, Swiss is right. She's obviously insecure and the jealous type and this is NOT a healthy combination for you. If she won't "Allow" you to gawk at pixelated images of women you will never meet and would likely not give you the time of day should you happen to, then she's got problems- and so do you. If you REALLY can't live without her (and I don't see how that is possible) then start turning the tables. Don't ALLOW her to see movies or TV shows with any of her favorite male stars, or turn off the radio if a band she lusts over comes on. Show her the XY version of insecure and crazy jealous... oh, and start looking for a new place.