How can I stop my nosy girlfriend

Just a thought, how many of you guys would track your gf's internet usage? Funny how things go both ways.

And my neighbor is tracking her boyfriend's laptop too, especially while he is on the road.

If I suspected something, yeah, I'd track her to see if she was up to something... but to actively monitor and block her? Especially when all she's doing is looking at porn?... and to tell her that I'm doing it?... nah, if I was having that kind of trust and control issues the relationship is over anyway.

This ranks up there with her saying to the guy "You can't go to the mall any more because I don't want you to look at other women."

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Originally posted by hart-smith

Take pictures of her naked, then blackmail her. Or just post them here.

this is WBW-thinking-style. strong!
nice one hart-smith!

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Originally posted by buttdumpling

Dump that bitch

an option. nice idea too!

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Originally posted by Boy-J

Cover your tracks: after your daily round of WBW type sites, do your daily round of diamondrings.com, weddingdress.com, flowerdelivery.com. She how she reacts to that.
If she doesn't give you the green light after that, start daily rounds of WhatGaysWant.com, shit-eating-slaves.com, and create a domain name with her name in it. Remember: the easiest way to dump her is to have her dump you.

now that's a plan. amazing! respect!
but that would change nothing I guess.

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Originally posted by charlos1685

kill her

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Originally posted by steelnail

Just a thought, how many of you guys would track your gf's internet usage? Funny how things go both ways.
And my neighbor is tracking her boyfriend's laptop too, especially while he is on the road.

If somebody do this - no matter wether he or she - this is the one of MOST FUCKED UP thing you can do in a relationship! fuckin two-bit! really!
isn't your partner someone you should trust?? I mean if you don't have any faith in your partner why you are living together?
even if you found something on her/his computer by accident you should not assume but ask him/her about it.

@the 39steps: you really should dump your gf!!

Kill Her!!

wow! girlfriend checking up on you like your mom use to go throw that old sock draw to find the porno stash- NOT COOL!

shows a lack of respect, imho.

anyhoo, talk to her about it.

perhaps the relationship has run it's course.

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Originally posted by xplicit

get a new girlfriend! and tell her to shove her router up her nosy ass.

Get rid of the cookies/footprints situation thing their, so when you log off it clears all your foot prints

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Originally posted by Swiss407

Stop being a pussy. Man the hell up and tell her she has no right in your business. You call her your girlfriend and she's already this bad? Think about what happens if she becomes a wife. Do you give this chick access to your bank accounts already too? You are hopeless if you even have to ask this question. Stop letting her control you and tell her to take a damn hike. She's obviously insecure and jealous and there are no worse personality traits then those 2, absolutely none. Either get a girlfriend who's more secure in herself and doesn't need to spy on you to feel comfortable or find a girl who's a lot more stupid and knows less about computers then you. Either way, you're a bitch for even having to ask what to do in this situation so it's not likely anything can help you short of suicide.

I agree if it really is a girlfriend tracking you, if on the other hand it's a case of you wanting to surf porn @ work and your trying to figure out how to do it you may want to reconsider. If you get caught most employers will can your ass, no questions asked.

This is really funny. I would agree take pics of her and post them her. LET HER BE JUDGED.

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Originally posted by Exiledhellfire

reset the router

A 20 ounce framing hammer is a very effective tool for that.

sounds like she (AND you) would rather be in a situation where she is not your girlfriend, but your mother.

thats not a relationship or a partnership, its obviously a dictatorship and she is the one who is clearly running the show.


if you want your relationship to be like that i suggest you do as she says and stop surfing the sites that SHE doesnt like.

however, if youd like to be your own person then fuck her and who cares what sites youre looking at. if she cant understand and respect your need to be your own person then tell her to go fuck herself and youre better off without her.




does she pick out your clothes that you wear in the mornings too?

i'd listen to what she has to say and then admit to everything and i mean everything!
Every dodgy site youve ever looked at and why, every dodgy picture youve right clicked on, every porn mag youve ever read, go for it!!
then see if she hangs around, thats real love. after all you're being honest with her!!

I it is time for dis-information....Start visiting wedding websites,debeers, tie the knot.com....etc....get her all excited and then dumnp her ass!

I agree with earlyriser tell her everything. And explain why you do it. If she is for you she will be willing to compromise but you may need to do the same maybe come up with a win win you shouldnt have to hide from her its not fair to either of you.

You are by far the biggest dumb ass I've ever seen. You need to remember something...she's just a GIRLFRIEND. You aren't engaged, aren't married, hopefully don't have any kids so dump her! You don't have to apologize for sites you may enjoy....unless it's like kid porn cause thats just wrong. But she thinks she has you wrapped around her little finger (apparently you are) and has absolutely no respect for you to the point where she's spent time and money into making your life hell. If you live with her then you need to find another place to stay.

You honestly need to hurt this chick...not physically...I'm talking about crushing her ego. Don't make other guys have to live thru this too. You need to stand up to her and tell her what a nosy little bitch she is and that you honestly feel sorry for her as well as all the other guys lives she will ruin and how much better you feel now that you know you don't need her in your life. Don't say it in a mean tone, just a releaved, confident tone will do the trick...and just walk out. That simple. She may seem unphased in front of you or even start yelling or groveling. But just keep walking, don't look back, don't say a word and never talk to her again. She'll be crushed man and chicks like this need that bad.

But if you really wanna be a dick (and this is what I would personally do) then go out and buy a safe. Not fire proof safes that are easy to get into or ones with bike locks. I mean a combination safe or lock. Take anything she uses everyday, wallet, keys, favorite clothes, cell phone, or any other wide variety of things she uses constantly and throw all them in safe and lock them up. Set the safe in a place where she can see it with a note listing all the things in it and a message from you at the bottom saying this: "These are all things that are yours that I really don't approve of so I'm just gonna lock them up from you. I don't approve of your wallet because you used your money to buy privacy invading software. I don't approve of your keys because you use them to drive yourself to a store to pick up privacy invading software. I don't approve of your favorite clothes because I realize how whorey you look in them. And finally I don't approve of your cell phone because I never want to hear your naggy voice coming from my cell phone speaker again. Have a nice life."

And that my friend is how you get even. DUMP THE BITCH!!!! Grow a set, stop bitching about it on here and get some self esteem. The next post I want to see from you is thanking us for how we saved you from a miserable existance.

Dude, don't listen to earlyriser. You don't have to explain yourself to her at all. Guys look at porn, it's as simple as that, take it or leave it. If she can't handle it you don't need a low self esteem kind of chick like that. The only time your gf should be concerned about looking at porn is when you look at porn more than your girlfriend. Gotta remember a gf is a full time job, porn is just your hobby.

Now I do agree that honesty is the most important thing in a relationship, BUT if you tell her the reason why you look at everything she will never respect you. She will look at you as her little bitch that does everything she wants. If you tell her everything then for now on she will feel that she has a right to ask more invading questions and expect you to answer it. If you don't answer it then she will assume you're lieing or hiding something and get pissed at you. But if you answer every question she asks about your private life then you'll be miserable. Get what I'm saying? It's a lose-lose situation if you bitch up and explain to her why you look at porn.

You need to play the "he who cares least" game. Tell her you're not apologizing for looking at porn and not explaining yourself because you shouldn't have to. Tell you're not going to throw it in her face that you're looking at it but you will simply do it in your private time and she will never know about it. Tell her if she can't deal with it then you two just aren't working out. Tell her that you aren't questioning your relationship because she won't let you look at porn, but because you don't want to be forced to hide or lie about doing anything in a relationship. It puts uneccassary amounts of stress in your life and you don't need that. Then just sit back and act like you don't care. If she's a decent chick, you watch how fast she'll come running back later. If she doesn't come back then good riddens.

Sorry earlyriser, but in this particular situation spilling everything will only hurt the guy and hurt their relationship.

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Originally posted by polo3

I it is time for dis-information....Start visiting wedding websites,debeers, tie the knot.com....etc....get her all excited and then dumnp her ass!

Wow, I completely agree with Swiss, I was even going to use the phrase "man up" as well. So yeah, swiss is completely right on this one, stop being a bitch...if she doesn't like you acting like a man...tell her to troll around looking for chicks with short hair, she'll be much happier. Although im sure even an angry lesbian is more of a man than you..

dude, youve been pussified..
work on it and grow your spine back, shes the woman in the relationship...not you
this is what happens when you give the woman an inch of authority in the home, which is why you dont.

Honda's image says it all .... you got problems if she knows more about IT things than you do...... Harden up dude

Forget the router, the PC and anything to do with computers! Spend $30 and change the locks on your place. When she's out, pile all of her shit up at the front door. When she comes home and can't get in, open the door, and let her in, but no further than her pile of shit. Tell her she has five minutes to get it all out of your place and your life. Then surf to your heart's content. It'll be a lot easier to get a new girlfriend in there with her gone.