Honda would like sum special aids spam

The thing is huge...

It's like 12cm across by 25cm long...

Cumbersome bastard is going to get annoying to hide.

really shoulda bought it closer to my moving date...

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Originally posted by Bangledesh

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I like the douche bag idea. It'd be a good way to get rid of it when the pranks are over...

If you're getting rid of it that way, make sure you put some white hand lotion all over it before you do away with it.

Nothing like making someone call in the Hazmat team to dispose of your comedic prop.

We certainly are the Trifecta of Awesome.

The RD crew sucks.

You should leave it on your friends girlfriends pillow when you're done with it..along with a list of reasons why it's better than an actual girlfriend:

No bitching.

Never says no.

It only costs you once.

It doesnt have an opinion.

You don't have to wait for it to get ready.

It doesn't have annoying friends.

It's never had another cock inside it.




WIN WIN WIN!

She does have annoying friends



God this plan might have actually been worth the 70 bucks.

OH!

I can buy lube and leave ...lube-y hand prints on stuff!

Stage 3 is done.


(and stage 6 if we include dropping the fl off on some schmuck)

4 & 5 to go.

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Originally posted by Bangledesh

She does have annoying friends

YES!

Here's the plan. When she's doing something with her girlfriends that's going to take a while, make sure you're around at the start. Then, after a few minutes, say out loud, so all her friends can hear, "Hey, um, I hope it's cool but I have to take off for a while. I have to take care of something. I'll be back in a little while." Then, make sure you grab the vagina-in-a-tube and walk by all of them with it in your hand in plain view, all confident and nonchalantly, as if, you know, it's totally normal for you to wander off with a rubberized vagoo in your hand.




This is sounding better and better. I might have to get one of these things.

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Originally posted by EricLindros

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YES!

Here's the plan. When she's doing something with her girlfriends that's going to take a while, make sure you're around at the start. Then, after a few minutes, say out loud, so all her friends can hear, "Hey, um, I hope it's cool but I have to take off for a while. I have to take care of something. I'll be back in a little while." Then, make sure you grab the vagina-in-a-tube and walk by all of them with it in your hand in plain view, all confident and nonchalantly, as if, you know, it's totally normal for you to wander off with a rubberized vagoo in your hand.




This is sounding better and better. I might have to get one of these things.

I think that has to replace #3.

But we'll call it #4 until the 6 stage system gets filled.

Evil machinations? I knew there was a reason I logged on.

This really could be it's own thread, getting advice and ideas from all the members....that would be pretty sweet.

Plus, then there could be some results once your stages go into effect.

Could be pretty damn excellent..

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Originally posted by NaughtyGypsy

Evil machinations? I knew there was a reason I logged on.

Do Not Interrupt The Trifecta.

Hey, Bangy. My kitty finds your posts comforting.




@ Honda -

Aww... that's a cute cat.


Also,

http://www.heavy.com/video/51619

Is wicked awesome.

He's one of the five kittens my cat had a while back. He and one of the black ones are always with me. The rest aren't as much people oriented. I need to find homes for them. We're only keeping one, maybe two because his kids want to take one to their mom's.

Oh neat.

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Originally posted by NaughtyGypsy

@ Honda -

I'll pass.

Also, cute cat.




I'm fiddling around into making that an avatar.

It's really hard to tell if she says fight, fuck or fart...

i think it's one of the first 2.

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Originally posted by NaughtyGypsy

It's really hard to tell if she says fight, fuck or fart...

I guess when you've spent as much time staring at her as I have...you can read her lips well. (also, if you haven't seen Cruel Intentions, you fail at life) ((she says fuck))

Although 90% of the time it looks like she's saying "I want Hondas cock in me"...


It's a shame women have to age..so, so damn poorly.

Avril Lavigne is currently Sarah Michelle Gellar V2.


Hey, NG...you're pushing 30 right? How does it feel knowing what little sex appeal you may have once had(?) Is now gone?

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Originally posted by Honda_X

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I guess when you've spent as much time staring at her as I have...you can read her lips well. (also, if you haven't seen Cruel Intentions, you fail at life) ((she says fuck))

Although 90% of the time it looks like she's saying "I want Hondas cock in me"...


It's a shame women have to age..so, so damn poorly.

Avril Lavigne is currently Sarah Michelle Gellar V2.


Hey, NG...you're pushing 30 right? How does it feel knowing what little sex appeal you may have once had(?) Is now gone?

Yeah... Emma Watson's gotta hurry up and put the goods out. Otherwise, it's just going to be bad and no one would care.