Honda would like sum special aids spam

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Originally posted by RumDum

I was "short" but a lil comical.. I would like the full length .

*fixed

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Originally posted by tequila64

...*phicksed

*fixed*




I spent the day in Central Park, It was pretty kewl

did you get mugged

oddly enough, there were alot of hot chix laying out in bikinis...

well if you did not get mugged then you did not enjoy the full experience


and where are the pix of the chicks

dont say you let us down again

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Originally posted by tequila64

did you get mugged

he wishes

there were some guys taking those pics, I cant be one of them.. I have a lil pride and integrity.. I hate the fuckers that take those pics.. I love porn but Im no invading perv.

No, I let you guys down..

asshole

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Originally posted by RumDum

oddly enough, there were alot of hot chix laying out in bikinis...

That's not odd. All chicks are attention whores.


"Oooh, look at me in a bikini! I'm only in the most populous city in the US, I wonder if I'll get some attention with my terts and arse on display in the park?!"

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Originally posted by EricLindros

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That's not odd. All chicks are attention whores.

That needed to be bigger, and bolder.

Indeed.

That's why I wasted money on a fleshlight.




Actually it's not. I just can't actually pull the prank for another 5 weeks...

I shoulda waited until I got up there before I ordered it.

I know one of my family members is going to find it and totally jump to conclusions.

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Originally posted by Bangledesh

Indeed.

That's why I wasted money on a fleshlight.




Actually it's not. I just can't actually pull the prank for another 5 weeks...

I shoulda waited until I got up there before I ordered it.

I know one of my family members is going to find it and totally jump to conclusions.

If your Aunt Edna knows what a fleshlight is I think them finding out your pervy ways is at best third on your list of problems.

And well, I think it's fairy obvious what the designated purpose is for them. I mean it has a vagina on it. (or ass or mouth)

I can't wait until I can hide the DVDs. It's going to be glorious.

I've got a 6 stage plan.


Although after fleshlight pranks and dvd hiding I've got 4 open stages.

Any ideas?

Your plan sounds pretty well thought out Bangles...it needs it own thread, with possible video for when it all breaks down.

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Originally posted by Bangledesh

Although after fleshlight pranks and dvd hiding I've got 4 open stages.

There's nothing funnier than a dead prostitute.


...that would really piss off your friends girlfriend.

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Originally posted by Honda_X

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There's nothing funnier than a dead prostitute.


...that would really piss off your friends girlfriend.

Indeed.


I could make my own feature length movie!

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Originally posted by Bangledesh

And well, I think it's fairy obvious what the designated purpose is for them. I mean it has a vagina on it. (or ass or mouth)

You could also get the one that looks like a coin slot or something. Covert perversion, FTW.




As for ideas, there's plenty you can do with those things. I suggest finding a douche-baggy type person at your institute of higher education and cleverly placing it by his backpack on the floor or something while everyone is concentrating on the overhead projection/powerpoint notes/boring lecture, etc.

Or you can put it in the back pocket of your jeans and just walk around with it. That'd be pretty funny all by itself.

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Originally posted by Bangledesh

I could make my own feature length movie!

Dude, you can't use a dead hooker as a camera.















OHHH I get it.

You could put the camera in her mouth.

Brilliant.

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Originally posted by EricLindros

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You could also get the one that looks like a coin slot or something. Covert perversion, FTW.




As for ideas, there's plenty you can do with those things. I suggest finding a douche-baggy type person at your institute of higher education and cleverly placing it by his backpack on the floor or something while everyone is concentrating on the overhead projection/powerpoint notes/boring lecture, etc.

Or you can put it in the back pocket of your jeans and just walk around with it. That'd be pretty funny all by itself.

I like the douche bag idea. It'd be a good way to get rid of it when the pranks are over...