Honda would like sum special aids spam

Why do I need a new avatar? I really like this one.

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Originally posted by Honda_X

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lolwut?

"I just bought a fleshlight.

Not so much for the fake-sex.

But for the hilarity that I can cause with it.



My friend has a super sensitive girlfriend.


Imagine when she finds a fleshlight and some assorted hardcore porn and some lube tucked under his bed, or in the refrigerator, or in a closet.

Pure hilarity.


And I'm sure I can do other wicked awesome stuff with it!



It just won't get old.


Or I sure as hell hope it won't get old, at least not for me to pull that prank 2-3 times.



That bitch cost me 70 bucks. "

So I finally finished the damn Three Leaf Clover mission, and then put Playboy X's punk ass down. He ran out to the porch, I took out the guy in the way and lugged a grenade in there. Killed him quick.

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Originally posted by EricLindros

Hey, anyone want a life?

You can buy one here:

[ Link ]

I'm seriously considering it

wow tickles, wow,

wow what?

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Originally posted by RumDum

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light a fart..

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That you Cooper?

YEAH WHY?


nah, actually it's my cousin Benson Burner. I hope he doesn't mind me posting it

What I would give to see and hear the reaction of people at teh icecreem/fudgepacking factory as honDUH belts that song out...it would be so choice...

honDUH-I triple dare you to not only do it, but to record the playback so we can hear it with the reactions...

Oh, I hope he doesn't bitch out..

he prolly will...

Well ladies, I wasn't sure if I was going to do it...or even quit. But then, in the darkness there was light...I went back and walked in, got completely dressed...tucked around to where they make the sandwiches. It wasn't as easy as it sounds, it was some pretty serious business, I was nervous because I had gone back after my shift...if that was in fact trespassing and if they would call the police on me or some shit. Well gentlemen....I only got to the first chorus, and then something wonderful entered my head, something magical.

Were no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do i
A full commitments what Im thinking of
You wouldnt get this from any other guy

I just wanna tell you how Im feeling
Gotta make you understand

never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you <---where I stopped.

It made sense at the time, even though it wont now...and I think it was a pretty classic way to leave, almost as classic as fefes big bag of dicks.

At the end of the last line of the chorus... (never gonna tell a lie, and hurt youuuuuuuuu.....uhhhh....eehhhh...innn west Philadelphia born and raised, on the playground was where I spent most of my days..chillin out maxin relaxin all cool, shootin some b-ball outside of the school..when a couple of guys, who were up to not good, startin makin trouble in my neighborhood, I got in one little fight and my mom got scare and said "you're moving in with your aunt and uncle in bel air"...by the time I got to "whistled for a cab" I got hear someone coming, I panicked and put the phone down...which was my biggest mistake because once my finger was off it...it started.

As I was making my super nifty escape...listening to the sound of my own voice on the PA (I'll be honest, I'm a shitty rapper) I reflected on my time spent there..the good the bad and all that, and it felt like a fitting way to go....until I seen a couple of the supervisors head for the room I was in..I lulzed. On my way through the cafeteria I seen Kevin and Daniel (two guys I discussed this plan with) Kevin smiled a bit..trying to play it low key since other people were in there....going all (what in the fuck was that?..)...and then Daniel had to fuck it all up by MOTHER FUCKING CLAPPING AS I WALKED BY...then everyone looked at me.

Oh lawd everyone was laughing at how awesome it was...then I walked up to the office and handed in my resignation...due to having a large cawk.

That my friends is how legends are made. I am now unemployed.

FUCK YEAH!

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Originally posted by Bangledesh

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"I just bought a fleshlight.

Not so much for the fake-sex.

But for the hilarity that I can cause with it.



My friend has a super sensitive girlfriend.


Imagine when she finds a fleshlight and some assorted hardcore porn and some lube tucked under his bed, or in the refrigerator, or in a closet.

Pure hilarity.


And I'm sure I can do other wicked awesome stuff with it!



It just won't get old.


Or I sure as hell hope it won't get old, at least not for me to pull that prank 2-3 times.



That bitch cost me 70 bucks. "

You sir, are the best.

post pics for lulz.

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Originally posted by Honda_X

Well ladies, I wasn't sure if I was going to do it...or even quit. But then, in the darkness there was light...I went back and walked in, got completely dressed...tucked around to where they make the sandwiches. It wasn't as easy as it sounds, it was some pretty serious business, I was nervous because I had gone back after my shift...if that was in fact trespassing and if they would call the police on me or some shit. Well gentlemen....I only got to the first chorus, and then something wonderful entered my head, something magical.

Were no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do i
A full commitments what Im thinking of
You wouldnt get this from any other guy

I just wanna tell you how Im feeling
Gotta make you understand

never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you <---where I stopped.

It made sense at the time, even though it wont now...and I think it was a pretty classic way to leave, almost as classic as fefes big bag of dicks.

At the end of the last line of the chorus... (never gonna tell a lie, and hurt youuuuuuuuu.....uhhhh....eehhhh...innn west Philadelphia born and raised, on the playground was where I spent most of my days..chillin out maxin relaxin all cool, shootin some b-ball outside of the school..when a couple of guys, who were up to not good, startin makin trouble in my neighborhood, I got in one little fight and my mom got scare and said "you're moving in with your aunt and uncle in bel air"...by the time I got to "whistled for a cab" I got hear someone coming, I panicked and put the phone down...which was my biggest mistake because once my finger was off it...it started.

As I was making my super nifty escape...listening to the sound of my own voice on the PA (I'll be honest, I'm a shitty rapper) I reflected on my time spent there..the good the bad and all that, and it felt like a fitting way to go....until I seen a couple of the supervisors head for the room I was in..I lulzed. On my way through the cafeteria I seen Kevin and Daniel (two guys I discussed this plan with) Kevin smiled a bit..trying to play it low key since other people were in there....going all (what in the fuck was that?..)...and then Daniel had to fuck it all up by MOTHER FUCKING CLAPPING AS I WALKED BY...then everyone looked at me.

Oh lawd everyone was laughing at how awesome it was...then I walked up to the office and handed in my resignation...due to having a large cawk.

That my friends is how legends are made. I am now unemployed.

FUCK YEAH!

unemployed aye? you scum...



and

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Originally posted by Honda_X

Well ladies, I wasn't sure if I was going to do it...or even quit. But then, in the darkness there was light...I went back and walked in, got completely dressed...tucked around to where they make the sandwiches. It wasn't as easy as it sounds, it was some pretty serious business, I was nervous because I had gone back after my shift...if that was in fact trespassing and if they would call the police on me or some shit. Well gentlemen....I only got to the first chorus, and then something wonderful entered my head, something magical.

Were no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do i
A full commitments what Im thinking of
You wouldnt get this from any other guy

I just wanna tell you how Im feeling
Gotta make you understand

never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you <---where I stopped.

It made sense at the time, even though it wont now...and I think it was a pretty classic way to leave, almost as classic as fefes big bag of dicks.

At the end of the last line of the chorus... (never gonna tell a lie, and hurt youuuuuuuuu.....uhhhh....eehhhh...innn west Philadelphia born and raised, on the playground was where I spent most of my days..chillin out maxin relaxin all cool, shootin some b-ball outside of the school..when a couple of guys, who were up to not good, startin makin trouble in my neighborhood, I got in one little fight and my mom got scare and said "you're moving in with your aunt and uncle in bel air"...by the time I got to "whistled for a cab" I got hear someone coming, I panicked and put the phone down...which was my biggest mistake because once my finger was off it...it started.

As I was making my super nifty escape...listening to the sound of my own voice on the PA (I'll be honest, I'm a shitty rapper) I reflected on my time spent there..the good the bad and all that, and it felt like a fitting way to go....until I seen a couple of the supervisors head for the room I was in..I lulzed. On my way through the cafeteria I seen Kevin and Daniel (two guys I discussed this plan with) Kevin smiled a bit..trying to play it low key since other people were in there....going all (what in the fuck was that?..)...and then Daniel had to fuck it all up by MOTHER FUCKING CLAPPING AS I WALKED BY...then everyone looked at me.

Oh lawd everyone was laughing at how awesome it was...then I walked up to the office and handed in my resignation...due to having a large cawk.

That my friends is how legends are made. I am now unemployed.

FUCK YEAH!

(beer)


And a big thank you for not chickening out.. Thats true awesome..

I like the change up, but you should rapped. "Summertime" by Will Smith....

Nice job honda. Now go get another job you feck.

Welcome back to the non-job world.

It's more fun here, as you know.



Also, nice exit. I actually thought about suggesting you incorporate the Prince Roll to you too, but I'm lazy and didn't PM you. Good work.

@honda thats was the dumbest thing and the most lowest thing i have ever herd


well done and that is how you hang my friend

@ EL - holy shit, I can never watch Sesemi street the same again with my girls, after seeing Kermy jerkoff..


@ Teq- nice Avi..


@ Honda- Nice bike, but you need a tan
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