Home-Wrecking lesbians, and the husbands that should be very afraid spam...

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Originally posted by omuh

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- wear tight pants, stick it where it should be if you were a man and look at people reactions

I vote for this option.

@SP - That is actuially a little undersized but given your preference for the vagoo, I can understand. Seriously, that is the sort of gift that may tell you more about the gifter than the giftee. It would go best with a cartoon vagina or one that has at least recently spit out a lifeform. I like the secret santa idea, but if you are the type that enjoys the recreational use of cannabis , you could also hollow it out and make a bong out of it. The rich irony of lesbians taking bong hits off a giant penis is rather attractive.

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Originally posted by EricLindros

Guys, read this restaurant review of Guy Fieri's new restaurant:[ Link ]

How can a guy who is famous for visiting America's diners, drive-threw's and dives's have restaurants that charge ridiculous amounts of money?

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Originally posted by omuh

Why U no use proper measurement units ?

Length - 28 cm from tip to base (23 cm from tip to balls)
Width - 6.5 to 5.7 cm
Circumference - 18.5 to 19 cm

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Originally posted by omuh

Anyway, you can either :
- wear tight pants, stick it where it should be if you were a man and look at people reactions

I'm not sure I'd get all that many strange looks in the lesbian community. Now...maybe at the mall. lol

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Originally posted by omuh

- paint it black and send it to pamattie.

I legit laughed out loud!

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Originally posted by Demo

stick it to your kitchen table and practice your ring toss skills

Honest to god, this thing weighs so much, that it won't stand upright, it has a fairly major lean to it when suctioned to a surface...still, that would be a game thats fun for the whole family.

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Originally posted by Fefe

You should totally re-gift it through a secret santa thing this year.

I like how you think!

I was thinking that it would be funny to stick it random objects, and then record peoples reactions. Like...go to the grocery store, and stick it to someones car window while they're in the store. Dude comes out to see a giant dildo suctioned to his drivers side window...I think that would be funny. However, chances are I'd need more than one to get many reactions, and I'm not paying to have another one of these monsters. lol

Take it to the local high school, ask for the track coach and tell him that you've found one of their javelins.

http://whatboyswant.com/showpicture/1510752/1/


Example how to use that monster..

I can't view it because I'm not a sponsor member, wtf

It's a girl on a boat jamming that thing inside her hoo ha.

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Originally posted by Sugarpie

Apparently there are women who get off on destroying their vagina's, but not me.

Oh. Ohhhh...

Send me that sucker so I can challenge my students to make a rocket out of it ! Certainly one of my little Werner Von Brauns will rise to the hilarity of a ballistic penis.

Does Guiness have a catagory for that ?

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Originally posted by F1098

Does Guiness have a catagory for that ?

If not, they should.
"Guiness record for distance travelled with a dildo-rocket".

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Originally posted by FamilyGuy

@SP - That is actuially a little undersized but given your preference for the vagoo, I can understand. Seriously, that is the sort of gift that may tell you more about the gifter than the giftee. It would go best with a cartoon vagina or one that has at least recently spit out a lifeform. I like the secret santa idea, but if you are the type that enjoys the recreational use of cannabis , you could also hollow it out and make a bong out of it. The rich irony of lesbians taking bong hits off a giant penis is rather attractive.

Are you insane????

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Originally posted by FeFeHumHum

I can't view it because I'm not a sponsor member, wtf

Honest...you aren't missing much.

She has a shirt on that says 'smooth like butta'...which I find ironic considering there is no way that thing is going in smooth like butter.

With a little rocket motor it would...

Stay tuned...I'm all over this thing.....going for a NASA grant.

Maybe we can send an un-manned "man" to the moon ?

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Originally posted by Sugarpie

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Honest...you aren't missing much.

She has a short on that says 'smooth like butta'...which I find ironic considering there is no way that thing is going in smooth like butter.

idk...I'm thinking the 2 lbs of balls hanging off to the side is going to affect your aerodynamic efficiency. I'm all for launching a penis into space though.

Davey, your avatar being so squished is bothersome.


That's all.

I know...

Avatar size constraints killed that one.

do you mean the size of dimensions or the actual file size?

PM me the original picture if you want i can fix it up lovely for you