EL Liveblogs his penis possibly exploding.

(lol, not like that tho. I don't have one of those turtlenecks.)


Here's the quick back story to this thread.

A while ago I ordered some medication off of the internet. What I didn't know at the time was that they were going to send me some free samples of erectile dysfunction drugs. One of those free samples was some Viagra, or large approximations thereof. Like so:



The back says they're 100mg tabs, which is the highest does they prescribe, as far as I know. Go big or go home, I guess they're thinking. Although, who knows what the dosage really is, because what the shit, I didn't order them and they came in the mail from a different damn continent. They might be arsenic for all I know.

Well, if they're gonna send them to me, I'm going to eat them. Now, here's the weird thing though: I don't have erectile dysfunction. So I'm kind of curious to see what happens when a dude who doesn't need these things (winky, winky, bros!) takes it.

So here are my supplies:

- 100mg Viagra Pill
- Tanqueray + Tonic
- My Free Cams site to, you know, prime the pump, so to speak
- This thread, to tell y'all what's going on with my junk


Now, one of the general rules is that you're not supposed to mix alcohol with these ED meds, because alcohol dulls the wanger, but I'm going to go ahead and disregard these rules because I don't have wanger problems, I'd rather that my penis doesn't explode, I'm a rebel, and because it's Saturday night and I'm blogging on WBW while watching some camfloozies and taking Viagra. Livin' the life. (you'd drink too)


So, with that said, here are the potential side effects of Viagra:

Quote:

Reported events include those with a plausible relation to drug use; omitted are minor events and reports too imprecise to be meaningful:

Body as a whole: face edema, photosensitivity reaction, shock, asthenia, pain, chills, accidental fall, abdominal pain, allergic reaction, chest pain, accidental injury.

Cardiovascular: angina pectoris, AV block, migraine, syncope, tachycardia, palpitation, hypotension, postural hypotension, myocardial ischemia, cerebral thrombosis, cardiac arrest, heart failure, abnormal electrocardiogram, cardiomyopathy.

Digestive: vomiting, glossitis, colitis, dysphagia, gastritis, gastroenteritis, esophagitis, stomatitis, dry mouth, liver function tests abnormal, rectal hemorrhage, gingivitis.

Hemic and Lymphatic: anemia and leukopenia.

Metabolic and Nutritional: thirst, edema, gout, unstable diabetes, hyperglycemia, peripheral edema, hyperuricemia, hypoglycemic reaction, hypernatremia.

Musculoskeletal: arthritis, arthrosis, myalgia, tendon rupture, tenosynovitis, bone pain, myasthenia, synovitis.

Nervous: ataxia, hypertonia, neuralgia, neuropathy, paresthesia, tremor, vertigo, depression, insomnia, somnolence, abnormal dreams, reflexes decreased, hypesthesia.

Respiratory: asthma, dyspnea, laryngitis, pharyngitis, sinusitis, bronchitis, sputum increased, cough increased.

Skin and Appendages: urticaria, herpes simplex, pruritus, sweating, skin ulcer, contact dermatitis, exfoliative dermatitis.

Special Senses: sudden decrease or loss of hearing, mydriasis, conjunctivitis, photophobia, tinnitus, eye pain, ear pain, eye hemorrhage, cataract, dry eyes.

Urogenital: cystitis, nocturia, urinary frequency, breast enlargement, urinary incontinence, abnormal ejaculation, genital edema and anorgasmia.

GOOD TIMES! YOLO!


As this goes along, I'll include relevant details, like which MFC model I'm watching, what's the current status of Lil' 'Dross, how I'm feeling generally, and any other observations I find relevant or mildly entertaining.

(Obligatory picture of hotness)



Let me warn you: Do Not Try This At Home. I am a semi-trained, semi-medical semi-professional. Penii exploding is serious business and I'm barely responsible for my own penis. I can't be responsible for the destruction of yours. This is purely for educational purposes...




And with that, let's get this party on the road. (Also, cross your fingers and hope I don't die pls.)

iPhone Honda reporting.

Guess how I voted.

pictures of penizz ok

Quote:

Originally posted by EricLindros

Livin' the life. (you'd drink too)

You know me so well.
*swoon*

That girl is too skinny and her boobs are too big lol

T minus 0 seconds after pills.

Feel ok. Not drunj. Not feeling boneriffic. Not much to report.

Quote:

Originally posted by Honda_X

That girl is too skinny and her boobs are too big lol

I was a fan.

Although, I agree, breasts were prolly too big for her frame. Have to see the front to know for sure.

They forgot to mention Priapism.

I'm worried about dros.

Quote:

Originally posted by Honda_X

I'm worried about dros.

I'm not. It's cool.

Quote:

Originally posted by Ramsann

pictures of penizz ok

ya ya, check pms.




Proof:



Also, a few bits of information.

I forgot to add that i have a glass of water with my supplies. I like to have water with me when I'm boozing, because it lessens the shitty-feeling in the morning.

Wardrobe consists of softball type shirt:




And a pair of mesh basketball shorts that would probably show my bits and pieces if I were on a hollywood red carpet, like so:



(Except twig & berries instead of boobies and with a much smaller smile. I mean, I smile and stuff, but I don't have a huge horsemouth)

T-minus 12 minutes.

Feeling very very slightly #drunj.

No wang action yet.

Also, no camfloozie action yet.

The instructions say to wait like an hour, so Im going to give it like another 10 minutes and then find some cambroad, because I was busy ordering sports tickets a minute ago and now I have to go move the laundry into the dryer. Erotic.

We should liveblog more shit.

Liveblogs certainly can be interesting. Especially when they involve possible penis explosions.

Quote:

Originally posted by Bangledesh

...

I'm not. It's cool.

I'm also nolonger worried. Once Dros explained his outfit, my inner Ivan Drago kicked in.

If he dies, he dies. Mesh basketball shirts. YOU GOT ON THOSE INDIVIDUAL TOE SHOES TOO!!??

Madness.

Yeah, I once live blogged cleaning my room. Lindros PMd me because it was the funniest thing he had read in awhile.

So the rest of the site should have been ashamed of itself.

But yeah, I think they rule... Maybe we ask Diz to add a live blog forum lol..

Quote:

Originally posted by Honda_X

...

I'm also nolonger worried. Once Dros explained his outfit, my inner Ivan Drago kicked in.

If he dies, he dies. Mesh basketball shirts. YOU GOT ON THOSE INDIVIDUAL TOE SHOES TOO!!??

Madness.

, no my toe-shoes are not on. I was at the gym earlier, and there was another dude with them on, but I'm still getting used to them so I have to take it slow.


Also, I just flicked my pickle with my finger. It hurt. But it didn't take me to erection town.


Laundry has been moved. Moving on to find a lovely camchickidie to ogle chat with.

Cam site on which I am looking for a pal is MyFreeCams.com.

As I was browsing through the chicks, one of them had this picture as her avatar. Legit lol'd.

T-minus 45ish minutes after popping pill.

#Drunj status: On a scale of 1 to aspirating on my own vomit, I'd say it's about a 2, maybe three.

Tallywhacker status: Sporting like, a third of a chub. Not all excited or anything, but it's definitely a step up from the cold-pool situation.

CamGirlStatus - Currently in the room of some chick named "HaileyJade" - Not saying much and I have her on mute. Her boobs are out and...well, not really totally into it right now because there are some people awake in my house, so keepin it on the DL for the next few minutes until they hit the sack.

Other-side Effects - My face feels kind of swollen. Not bad or anything, but sort of like if you hang upside down for a minute or something. So early into the experiment I'm not really thrilled with this development, but maybe it's in my head. Hopefully it's not some kind of allergic reaction to the weiner pills, but we'll see I guess.

T-plus (not sure why I was saying minus) 53ish minutes:

#Drunj status - same as before. Like a 3ish.

Dong - Half mast, as if some famous dignitary died.

Camgirl - Still in that room, but not really watching.

Side Effects - Face feels less swollen, but not sure if that's because I'm getting used to it. My eyes are feeling really sleepy or watery or something. Again, not sure if that's normal or if it's because I've been up for 14 hours or whatever, but at this point everything slightly abnormal is a little disturbing.