EL Liveblogs his penis possibly exploding.

Camgirl has nice boobies.

But they just went away because she's in a private show right now.


Going to refill my Tanqueray mix. Penis still being schizophrenic. Half up, half down. Maybe it's because Tom Cruise is on the TeeVee (War of the Worlds is on TNT in the background)

Wow! That redhead is amazing! Any idea who she is?!

I'm worried about your swollen face and not swollen wang lol

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Wow! That redhead is amazing! Any idea who she is?!

SHE IS MY PENIS.




Also, I have a stuffy nose now. So, couple the puffy face adn stuffy nose and it's feeling kind of like allergic reaction time, but I'm not itchy, which is one of the signs of anaphylactic shock, so I think I'm in the clear for now. If I start breaking out in hives then all this fun and games is going to be problematic. Let's hope for that to not happen.


So, to the fun stuff.

Drunj status: Prolly still like a 4.
Pecker status: Still prolly like a half. Which is decent considering I've spent more time in this thread than on the camgirls

Camgirl status: In the room of "ChasityMerlow" She's naked and just blabbering on and on, but she really is pretty hot. I suggest you google it or somthing.

Eh, on second thought, her face is okay. I mean, if you saw her in real life you'd probably want to throw it in, but she's not like a supermodel. Plus she just yelled into the webcam and pierced my eardrum.

Its okay, I have another one.

OOL this camchick ChasityMerlow is like, "I have to be in church in 7 hours!"

Baby Jesus doesn't approve, I don't think. Pretty sure "thou shalt not diddle thy vaginer for random bros on the internet" is in there somewehre.



She's still pretty hot though.

Scales of 1-10

Drunk: 4.5
Dick: 4.5
Scary Side Effects: 4.5

She sounds annoying lol

Yeah, but she's pretty hot, so, you know how that scale goes.


Also, boner time nears.

Drunj: 4.5
PantsPal: 6.7 (Yea!)
Side Effects: 4.0 (seem to go down as the tool goes up (or maybe that's just me not caring about my swollen michelin-man face as much?)!)

If your face is puffy, take some fat girl angle shots for fun.. Lol

Hot girl left though. She said she'll be back tomorrow, to do, and I quote, "An after church show."


OOL





Ok.

Penis back down to like a five.
Drunk back up to like a five.
Side effects seemingly down to a three.

Not sure if my side effects are actually down to a three, or if they seem like a three because my #drunj score is getting higher, but I'm not complainin.

This should be challenge mode.

Lindros tries to get a boner on Viagra looking at an ugly camfloozie.

GUYS GUYS!


So I was looking for a new camgirl since BibleBetty had to leave, so I'm just browsing through and next thing I know I'm at like an 8 outta 10 here.


We're moving along.

Bad news is that I have to pee though. I hope it doesn't kill my wang progress.

We'll see.


To this point I haven't really touched it or anything. Just let it do it's own thing. Free range penis. We might have to kcik it up a notch. Or, alternatively, I could actually spend more than 10 seconds at a time looking at hot girls and see what pops up! (winky winky again!(

Soo... When you say 8 outta 10... Inches?

percentage points bro. Don't wanna be scaring anyone here or anything.

Not real impressed with the lady selection on MFC tonoght to be completely honest.

While scrolling through to find a nice lady I saw this.

http://i.imgur.com/YRpwv.jpg (completely NSFW)

While I'm not the biggest fan, you have to give credit to people who really put a lot of effort into their job.

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Not real impressed with the lady selection on MFC tonoght to be completely honest.

While scrolling through to find a nice lady I saw this.

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While I'm not the biggest fan, you have to give credit to people who really put a lot of effort into their job.

You're missing all the good shit.

I need to do the math on camgirling. But it was crazy. There was tons of like "Dude tipped 10 credits" "Thanks! Here's a dildo in my ass!" Credits need to be worth a lot more before I'll be putting stuff in or out of myself.
I guess it adds up when you've got 10-20 people giving 10 credits? Maybe? But like, you do that, and there's like 200 people watching. That's less than a 10% return on your sphincteral time.

PSAs are right, girls need to spend more time doing math classes. Cause that just seems awful.

But also, I saw this chick who had a fucking machine. And her breasts... just straight empty. Just bags of skin. Which was weird. Age is hard on chicks. Once they get past like... 21-21.5 () it's all downhill.
But she was raking in the money.

Why is it a fucking sausage fest in here? EL is live blogging his erection to a bunch of dudes....

Chastity Merlow... I am pretty sure sits in front of a black light cause her teeth always glow.

You could check out Angela white. She's kinda hot. Slight chance she'll do something fun. myfree[blacklisted]/#angelawhite

Carmen Calista is one of my favs.

Only EL and Honda will come up shit like this..

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Why is it a fucking sausage fest in here? EL is live blogging his erection to a bunch of dudes....

Chastity Merlow... I am pretty sure sits in front of a black light cause her teeth always glow.

You could check out Angela white. She's kinda hot. Slight chance she'll do something fun. myfree[blacklisted]/#angelawhite

Carmen Calista is one of my favs.

this guy knows his shit.





ALso, Live blog stopped due to family issues.

In the middle of cam session I hear loud, house-rattling bang. Grandfather had decided to fall out of bed, injure his shoulder.





Prolly have to take him to the hospital.

Sorry to ruin the good times.


Will try again another time (I have more pills bwahaha!)

Ah, hope your g-pa is okay. Ironic that it's not you going to the hospital....although you could have a nurse check it out for you when you get there.