EL Liveblogs his penis possibly exploding.

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Originally posted by EricLindros

I was busy ordering sports tickets a minute ago. Erotic.

Very manly. and erotic.

Good luck explaining your boner in the waiting room to the nurses.

Funny fucking thread man,

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Originally posted by EricLindros

Dong - Half mast, as if some famous dignitary died.

I seriously lol'd.





I voted penis pics, why are there 4 votes?

I was having quite the enjoyable reading experience until the family emergency...

Hopefully the grandpa is back at home by now and all is well.

Also, the most votes go to boner pics???

I wish the best for your Grandpa.
I voted for pix. Likely not to use too much bandwidth, amiright?

Funny shizz, shame it was a bit too early in the AM for me to join in....

I got a pal who used to buy this stuff, jelly and pills, in bulk over t'internetz and sold it to pals for profit, but he would take some himself recreationally, and wank furiously, to which he eventually broke his 'banjo string'. (true story).

Anyhoo, I purchased some off him, pill and jelly format, and found the pills took longer to kick in, but kept lil' Pad up for longer. After one decent morning 80-90 min session with the mrs, at which point she said she 'didnt fancy walking bow legged' and wanted to stop, I found it also gave me erections throughout the day too, while driving, round the supermarket, and, round my brothers house with his hot wife there, luckily they didn't notice.

The jelly stuff for me worked a lot faster, like inside 10-15 mins, and it was 'Welcome to Tents R Us'. However it didn't last as long. Although there were no inappropriate stiffy problems after.

What I did find was that ANY alcohol dulled the effects. From a few beers, to one beer, it wore it off.

Had you of took two 100mg pills, little EL might of exploded! Not a good idea!

Anyway, good thread, liking the live blog idea!

I really need to hang around the forum more often then I currently am! I keep missing all the fun stuff! Though I hope your Gramps is okay, that was not fun stuff

Welcome to w/b/w.

This thread is just too funny and needs to be in the WBW Hall of Fame.

( I vote the highest score for humor...12 bananas)

Thanks, F.

i laughed alot, till the family Biz came up..

cool thread idea bro, sorry about the family thing...

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Originally posted by FeFeHumHum

I voted penis pics, why are there 4 votes?

<ahem> 7.


As for the family thing, it's a broken rib. He's going to stay in the hospital a day or two, but ultimately should be okay.


As for the aftereffects of the pecker pills, there was a little undesired attention in the emergency room, but that's probably because there was a hot tall blonde nurse who kept leaning over the hospital bed in her scrubs and let's just say that her scrub top was very loose.


But I am kind of disappointed that I couldn't finish out this thread in style, but there's always the sequel.


Also, good lookin out to Paddy up there, dropping the penis pill knowledge. But, yeah, I like to live dangerously as much as the next guy, but I wasn't going to take 200mg in one setting because, well, I kind of like having a non-exploded penis.

So.





Where are the pics. You big tease whore. :P

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Originally posted by FeFeHumHum

So.





Where are the pics. You big tease whore. :P

Haha! I think these winky pics you promised certain people ain't going away....

My guess EL is a little kid hiding in his bedroom.
Family suddenly came in/too close.
Why hide under the covers in the bedroom...fer Christ's sake.
Don't buy the Grandad rib...that's too precious. Why o step on a kitten?

Outted dude.
As a former forum Moderator I seen it all and can see the signs.

Hilarious thread EL! But you gotta give folks a heads up for the live blogs if you want more than a few to follow and chime in. Happy you penis no explode, in a brotherly sort of way...

How did I miss this awesomeness?

With a book in his lap as he sat.

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How did I miss this awesomeness?

I dunno, but it was certainly your loss.

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Originally posted by EricLindros

Also, I just flicked my pickle with my finger. It hurt. But it didn't take me to erection town.

hahah what the fuck is wrong with me

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Originally posted by EricLindros

hahah what the fuck is wrong with me

Unrestrained awesomeness.

Proof here:

http://whatboyswant.com/forum_read/5322812/2/10/The_Tongue_Thread_for_my_pal_SugarPie26.html

I love pussy & ass pics.......