Drink some coffee, turn off HBO and CHAT...

Notech: Cut your lip off before it spreads to your antlers. And in the future you should refrain from doing whatever it is you did with an unclean woman to contract that lip-rot.

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Originally posted by EricLindros

I want to be a dog when I grow up.

They seem to have a pretty sweet life. Sleeping, eating and playing seems to be the whole thing.

I was always jealous of my dog when I had shit to do when I was a kid, and it would just party all day, playing with the cat, eating stuff.

A dogs life is the shit. I was so pissy about that dog. Then it died and I was all like "I win" and arm pumped at her grave.

by "arm pump" I mean "cried hysterically while digging her grave"

I don't know where I was going with this, but now I'm sad...I miss my dog.

You jelly.

But so am I.

Except the dead part. Not jelly of that.

Sorry for your loss, Hondbro.

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Notech: Cut your lip off before it spreads to your antlers. And in the future you should refrain from doing whatever it is you did with an unclean woman to contract that lip-rot.

I believe his infection is from a rare sex act, usually only common in the US southern states. "Ass Wrasslin".

It takes three people (one to play the banjo) a vacuum cleaner, a picture of Uncle Sam, the hottest hot sauce you can find, and the anus.

I'm thinking the vacuum slipped off the anus and got him right in the sucker.

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You jelly.

But so am I.

Except the dead part. Not jelly of that.

Sorry for your loss, Hondbro.

It was a while back, but still...hits you were you live. lol

So, what's new around here? Ramsann have her kid yet?

No.

She had that thread where she asked when it was coming. I said December 4th, and I think that little dude is doing me a solid by trying to make me the winner, even though his due date is today, apparently.

Maybe that's where she is.

What do we get again if we win?

I think you get to keep the babby. Good luck bro.

Daddy winner!!

I'll raise it like my dead dog, to be lazy, and love bacon.

My baby will grow up to be the next Zach Galafanakis.

Now I need to get an old, wise monkey bro and take my baby to a cliff so the rest of the pride can check him out.

As is common with newborns I believe.

I think you've been watching too many of those teen pregnancy reality shows

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Cheers Mate

That be the stuff right there, it went down pretty darn smooth last night (beer)

Someone's thumbnail is busted up.

Happy Thanksgiving All

Oh, yeah, happy turkey day.

Why would the Turkeys be happy today...

Unless they were suicidal?

no thanksgiving here, but it is Friday at least....

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Someone's thumbnail is busted up.

The hazards of workin' in the construction trades all one's life. I've seen a lot worse.

these spam threads dont move as quickly as they used to do they?

That's just you getting old