Different terms and phrases for masturbating

ok so heres the deal... i dont want anyone googling it somewhere and posting a whole fucking page of terms and phrases, lets let everyone try to think some up.


Name 3 different terms or phrases for masturbating


Please only name 3, so others can have a chance to think some up. If theyre for female masturbating then you might want to put so after that one, so that people arent confused by any of them.


it'll be even funnier if you thought them up yourself... i know some of you must have the most ridiculous terms for it :P everyone can post more than once but dont keep double and triple posting, let some other perverts get a couple in



alright ill start.




1. cranking your shank

2. doodling your noodle

3. muffin buffin' (female)

jerking off

choking the chicken

double clicking the mouse (female and male's with tiny members)

muffin buffin' huh? weird.

and mine are all pretty lame, and standard.

Pocket Pool
Spanking the Monkey
Rubbing Carpet (female)

1. tickling the taco (female)

2. the knuckle shuffle

3. fingerbating (female)

basting the turkey
glazin the ham
is it weird if that made me hungry

MMMMM ham and turkey.... hah

jacking the beanstock
waxing the wood

thats all I've got right now

Oh wait!

3)petting the one eyed wonder weasel =D

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Originally posted by JT_Pilot

waxing the wood

ok i really like that one, ive never heard that one!

Burping the worm.
Yanking the plank.
Diddling (Female).

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Originally posted by nimrod_tmh

Yanking the plank.

1. waxing your willy

2. rowing the pink canoe (female)

3. jilling off (female... opposite of jacking off )

Pull the pork

Pound one out

Hangin' out with Rosey Palm and her 5 sisters

1. choking the one eyed snake
2. feeding the chickens
3. spitting on the midget

1) Polishing the Dolphin

2) Rubbing one out

3) Pounding your pud

Killing some kittens
Cleaning your rifle
Having a happy ending

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Originally posted by Latino

1. choking the one eyed snake

i like that one

I have lots of cool names in Finnish, but it doesn't work in english. Sorry.

flogging the bishop

cuffing the carrot

spanking the monkey

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Originally posted by Ascaris

I have lots of cool names in Finnish, but it doesn't work in english. Sorry.

same here with the spanish