Different terms and phrases for masturbating

Fixing a clue - both

spank the crank

finger painting (female)

sperm whale hunting


(i dont use them, because they kinda suck..but i've heard them used and i thought they were kinda unique)

Rapid one arm pull-ups
Junior Olympic pole vaulting
White water wristing

Date with Rosie Palm

making soup (female)
Doin' the two finger tango (female)

bopping the Bologna

Quote:

Originally posted by Honda_X

finger painting (female)

i like this one

Quote:

Originally posted by derfyx

making soup (female)

uhhhhh i dont get it, i dont see how this one works.... if youve got a soupy vagina, you may want to get that checked out.

i read through these quickly... didnt see this one though i dont think?

shaking hands with the man downstairs?

Creaming my cheese (female)

Male:

Shaking hands with your best friend
Bopping the bishop
Loving your lever

Female:

Groping the grotto
Letting your fingers do the walking
Rubbin the Nubbin

Opening up the throttle (M)
Priming the Missile (M)
Flying solo (M/F)

dialing zero on the pink telephone(f)
blasting the ball juice
skin flute solo

cuppin the carrot
punchin the clown
boppin the bishop

Churning the cream (could be used for both male and female)
Primin' the Hymen
Teasing the Kitty

Cleaning the Bussiness or the Office (female)

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Originally posted by BigNookiE

Cleaning the Bussiness or the Office (female)

hmm... im not really sure id like to think of my vagina as an Office.... not only that but im definitely not cleaning my pussy when im masturbating, so i dont think i get this one :P

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Originally posted by jet_girl_jen

Primin' the Hymen

I've never heard that one before! That's funny!

Date with Miss Michigan (male)
Snappin' the bean (both)
Walking the dog (male)

Giving the old soldier a dishonorable discharge...

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