Different terms and phrases for masturbating

playing the flesh trombone

Playing the membranophones

waxing poetic

Flippin' the bitch switch (female)
Bean flicking (female)
Droppin' the kids off at the pool (for a guy masturbating in the loo).

5 versus willy
turn, choke, spit

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Originally posted by rosebud68

Droppin' the kids off at the pool (for a guy masturbating in the loo).

uhhh actually here in the states we just use that as slang for taking a shit, im pretty sure.

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Originally posted by FeFeHumHum

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Droppin' the kids off at the pool (for a guy masturbating in the loo).

uhhh actually here in the states we just use that as slang for taking a shit, im pretty sure.
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Not really sure how you get "kids" from a poo, but hey! There's plenty else I don't understand!

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Originally posted by rosebud68

[reply=FeFeHumHum]
[reply=rosebud68]
Droppin' the kids off at the pool (for a guy masturbating in the loo).

uhhh actually here in the states we just use that as slang for taking a shit, im pretty sure.
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Not really sure how you get "kids" from a poo, but hey! There's plenty else I don't understand!
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Thats slang fer poopin, Ive heard that since I was a kid

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Originally posted by rosebud68

[reply=FeFeHumHum]
[reply=rosebud68]
Droppin' the kids off at the pool (for a guy masturbating in the loo).

uhhh actually here in the states we just use that as slang for taking a shit, im pretty sure.
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Not really sure how you get "kids" from a poo, but hey! There's plenty else I don't understand!
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Taking the browns to the super bowl!!

waxing the carrot
spankin' it
rub one out

farsi una sega(male)
cinque contro uno (male)
farsi un dito(female)

Pleasing Percy
Washing it off
Tossing the Caber

1. Jerkin' the Gherkin'
2. Knuckle shuffle on the ol' piss pump
3. Pleasing the purple-headed yogurt slinger

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Originally posted by badboy65260

2. Knuckle shuffle on the ol' piss pump

the piss pump?! what in the fuck

Beatin the Bishop

Polishing the flagpole

Scraping the carrot

male:
Devil's Handshake
Freeing the Willies
Tickle the pickle

female:
Clam bake for one
Slapping the mackerel
Polishing the pearl

Clit flick (female)
Pussy polishing (female)
Breakfast for Beaver (female)

Raising the flagpole (male0
Massaging Cpt. Winky's back (male)
Soothing the serpent (male)

Milking the Snake
Beating the Bishop (American version of "flogging the Bishop" I suppose)
Tossing out the Yogurt (not particularly appetizing I must say)

Spanking the monkey
stroking the goat
choking the chicken...im all about beastiality....lol....not really.

However my favorite technique is "The Stranger"....thats where you give yourself flowers and use your left hand....youll think its a stranger (switch hands if youre left handed)

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Originally posted by Orion2k

Tossing out the Yogurt (not particularly appetizing I must say)

ew, i was trying to eat :P

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Originally posted by Latino

3. spitting on the midget[/size][/b]

you and those damn midgets but i've never heard that one

tickle the pickle and jackin' the beanstalk....good ens!!!

The only two I have the are a little different:

Strokin' my oar
Floggin' the dolphin