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Deadly Radiation, Poop Phones and Florida Zombies S.P.A.M

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#4694986
Lvl 24
Hmm... haven't had gin and orange juice...

And damnit. Some mysterious stranger just challenged me to a game of Words with Friends.
Their word was "Dag" for 6 points. I was laughing at them, you ain't even in the same ballpark as me if your first word is 6 points.

Then, I looked at my letters. One of them in an "O" and 4 of my remaining 6 letters are 2 different vowels...
#4694987
Lvl 24
Dude, we're gonna be out of vowels by the 3rd turn if this keeps up...
#4694988
Lvl 59
Quote:
Originally posted by F1098

EL

I really like your current avvy, but your next best one ( above ) really needs a reprise ! It is great, melanine at all. That expression is priceless.


I've been meaning to change this one. I shall have to bring Tony Sinclair back. Plus Kanzen hates him, so that's always fun.

And it's especially apropos seeing as it's currently the beverage of choice around here.
#4694989
Lvl 59
Quote:
Originally posted by Bangledesh

Dude, we're gonna be out of vowels by the 3rd turn if this keeps up...


QAT

32 points, motherfucker.
#4694990
If Lindros was a flip flop wearer the world would be a little bit more awesome
#4694991
Lvl 59
World would be a little bit more douchey.

Man feet are gross, and parading man-feet around in public is beastly. Don't do it, it's foul. Nobody wants to see your Sasquatch toes.
#4694992
The wearer isn't parading anything until a douche looks at it and decides to be a judge.
#4694993
Lvl 59
Fuck that.

If you're walking around without pants, it's you who's being the douche flapping your twig and berries all about.

Same thing applies with feet.
#4694994
No it doesn't , feet and genitalia are different imo
#4694995
Lvl 24
I think men should hide their feet.

Most women too.

In school though, I got told that if anyone had the feet to wear sandals in, it was me.
So I wear them occasionally. Out to pick up food or whatnot, when putting socks and shoes on doesnt make sense- cause like... driving and stuff.
#4694996
Work - Bare feet
Public gathering - Thongs
Supermarket - Vision slip ons
Home - Fancy leather shoes

#4694997
Lvl 59
Quote:
Originally posted by scrog

Work - Bare feet
Public gathering - Thongs
Supermarket - Vision slip ons
Home - Fancy leather shoes




what are you, a monkey?
#4694998
#4694999
What if I told you, that really rustled my jimmies.
#4695000
Lvl 59
I would tell your jimmies to put on a goddamn pair of shoes.
#4695001
Lvl 59
I would also tell your jimmies that they posted a broken link.
#4695002
Lvl 59
So in the middle of the night, in the middle of my Tanqueray Experience, I fired off some facebook PMs to a few chicks I haven't talked to in a while.


I wonder how that will turn out in the morning.
#4695003
fair enough



#4695004
Quote:
Originally posted by Bangledesh

I think men should hide their feet.

Most women too.

In school though, I got told that if anyone had the feet to wear sandals in, it was me.
So I wear them occasionally. Out to pick up food or whatnot, when putting socks and shoes on doesnt make sense- cause like... driving and stuff.

I can make $50 by showing them off to the right person...although it may require sucking on my own toes.
#4695005
Lvl 24
Quote:
Originally posted by Sugarpie

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I can make $50 by showing them off to the right person...although it may require sucking on my own toes.


True story.

People wear them almost all year here in Florida. I'm fine with that if you don't have ugly feet AND if you take care of them. Seriously. Don't be lazy, or don't wear flip flops.
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