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Originally posted by F1098
At that price I'd lease it for a month and write it up in the WBW sex toys forum. Anyone with the super, triple secret WBW lesbian password will be able to see the my test procedure and demonstration.
Good night all of you perverts !
Deadly Radiation, Poop Phones and Florida Zombies S.P.A.M
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jenngurl23 13 years ago
F1098 13 years ago
Autoclave the stupid thing. ! I'ts only a piece of inorganic hardware !!( No worries Jenn )
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would you LEASE a dildo? Seems.. Riskygrosslike. Some 65 year old rich wife with 4 diseases would lease it first.
F1098 13 years ago
Just like every other medical appliance you've ever experienced, ya know.
Now....STFU and stop messing with the cachet of this impossibly priced toy.
Now....STFU and stop messing with the cachet of this impossibly priced toy.
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Hm I suppose so.
EricLindros 13 years ago
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Originally posted by F1098
Autoclave the stupid thing. ! I'ts only a piece of inorganic hardware !!( No worries Jenn )
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Do electronic buzzing-type machines work well after being autoclaved? I think maybe not so much. Everything I've ever autoclaved has been just standard metal equipment of one sort or another. Oh, and mouse food a few times.
[Deleted] 13 years ago
I just thought that owning a $15,000 gold vibrator is about as decadent as you can get. I may put it on my wishlist just for shits and giggles. lol
F1098 13 years ago
Dear Sir.
You are talking to a professional mechanical engineer who teaches this shit all day long. There is nothing in the mechanism that wouldn't stand the conditions of a standard MD's office autoclave.( In fact, my med school gf once took one of our favorite toys.....sorry, I digress.) But bring your own batteries. Please.
Sincerely,
F1098
You are talking to a professional mechanical engineer who teaches this shit all day long. There is nothing in the mechanism that wouldn't stand the conditions of a standard MD's office autoclave.( In fact, my med school gf once took one of our favorite toys.....sorry, I digress.) But bring your own batteries. Please.
Sincerely,
F1098
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Originally posted by EricLindros
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Do electronic buzzing-type machines work well after being autoclaved? I think maybe not so much. Everything I've ever autoclaved has been just a standard metal equipment of one sort or another. Oh, and mouse food a few times.
EricLindros 13 years ago
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Originally posted by F1098
Dear Sir.
You are talking to a professional mechanical engineer who teaches this shit all day long. ( In fact, my med school gf once took one of our favorite toys.....sorry, I digress.) There is nothing in the mechanism that wouldn't stand the conditions of a standard MD's office autoclave. But bring your own batteries. Please.
Sincerely,
F1098
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High-pressure steam won't damage electronics? Good to know. I've just autoclaved the standard scalpels, scissors, etc.. Never anything with electric circuitry.
F1098 13 years ago
Don't get it. So if you want to walk somewhere you just lie down and let your schlong motor you over to.... No, I really don't get it. Can
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[Deleted] 13 years ago
Autoclaved concrete bricks suck ass, when they get rained on they take ages to dry out before you can use them
Clay FTW.
Clay FTW.
EricLindros 13 years ago
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Originally posted by F1098
Don't get it. So if you want to walk somewhere you just lie down and let your schlong motor you over to.... No, I really don't get it. Can
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I think you need to buy your flip-flops in threes.
Also, I don't wear flip-flops because they lead to man feet on display, and outside of a beach or pool area manfeet are not to be displayed. It's gross and a little rude.
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For those crazy shoe fetish people??
F1098 13 years ago
Since I have not exxxamined this device yet, I wouldn't say with certainty. But the pressure wouldn't be a problem since it would be open at the time, and the electronics...who really knows ? I doubt the designer of this thingy hardly expected someone like me to want to lease it and hence design it for multiple users and all that that means.
That said, our favorite, mmmmm toy of some elastomeric material that takes a good leopard skin graphic, has passed the GF's autoclave several times. She says it makes for great laughs when she does it with all the formality of a med office.
It this thingy is all that great I am sure that they would consider a generous lease-to-own proposal.
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That said, our favorite, mmmmm toy of some elastomeric material that takes a good leopard skin graphic, has passed the GF's autoclave several times. She says it makes for great laughs when she does it with all the formality of a med office.
It this thingy is all that great I am sure that they would consider a generous lease-to-own proposal.
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Originally posted by EricLindros
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High-pressure steam won't damage electronics? Good to know. I've just autoclaved the standard scalpels, scissors, etc.. Never anything with electric circuitry.
F1098 13 years ago
I agree about the man feet and flip flops. I hate those things
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I think you need to buy your flip-flops in threes.
Also, I don't wear flip-flops because they lead to man feet on display, and outside of a beach or pool area manfeet are not to be displayed. It's gross and a little rude.
Bangledesh 13 years ago
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Awesome.
EricLindros 13 years ago
Also awesome:

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F1098 13 years ago
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I really like your current avvy, but your next best one ( above ) really needs a reprise ! It is great, melanine at all. That expression is priceless.
I really like your current avvy, but your next best one ( above ) really needs a reprise ! It is great, melanine at all. That expression is priceless.
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