Deadly Radiation, Poop Phones and Florida Zombies S.P.A.M

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Originally posted by EricLindros

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Charge it to the corporate account. Tell them you can do...business things on it, so it's deductible.

Fuck, all she has to do is just buy it with the corporate account.

PHONES NEED TO CHARGE...

...I don't like these accusations BROSAUCE.

I'm just saying. I do that sometimes.

So, I noticed I had this weird little bump on my chest.

Like, it was weird..it looked like just normaltown, but like, bumpy.

So I grabbed it between my thumb and index finger and started twisting it for lulz.

Exploded blood FUKKIN EVERYWHERE.

I think I may have the Hantavirus. What a random ass situation that was.

Edit: wtf blacklist.


I love the weekend. :P

Every day is a weekend.

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Originally posted by Honda_X

Every day is a weekend.

Ever get bored during the day while people are working?

I'm usually sleeping.


Edit: Or sometimes I drive my motorcycle out to a waterfall near here and just lay in the grass beside it and read a book.

I did that the other day.


What were you saying about work?

I said you're a total assbag. But you look good, so that pretty much makes up for at least half of it.

Nah, everyone hates me for a reason.

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Originally posted by pantsman12

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I never answer my phone... That way people think I'm dead

That will work great. Until you're dead.

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Originally posted by Honda_X

I'm usually sleeping.


Edit: Or sometimes I drive my motorcycle out to a waterfall near here and just lay nude in the grass beside it and read a book.

I did that the other day.


What were you saying about work?

I'm sure that was implied but needed to be said.

I didn't really imply that. Do you imagine Honda naked often, sir?

Exactly what qualifies as often?

And I still picture you driving around in your Jeep topless.

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Originally posted by hydrahead

Exactly what qualifies as often?

And I still picture you driving around in your Jeep topless.

For you? Twice = often



And I only did that once. You said you wouldn't bring it up again.

I said I wouldn't post the video.

I will bring it up regularly.

Fine.



But stop texting me at 3:30am asking me to do it again.

I have a tee time at 1:00PM CDT.

I must go to sleep.

Night Feef. Good to see you back

Thanks hydra. Night

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Originally posted by Sugarpie

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I'm wearing the same undies as that girl...whatda suppose that means?

Find her now and enjoy a night of very briefly matching undies?

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Originally posted by Sugarpie

Also...I would eat Kaley Cuoco with or without the aid of a spoon.

^ This. Or pretty much anything to spend significant time with her.
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Originally posted by Notech_The_Abbot

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Good times were had by all and if Jen drinks with me tonight we might be able to make this the fasted spam to
date. Wow what a night/morning. I hope she's not.

Yeah... I don't think me drinking again tonight is a good idea. Haha