Control my life.

I would like to see you balance at least three objects on top of your head, that weigh approxiamtely twenty pounds total. At the same time put an egg in a spoon and hold it in your mouth. Finally after you stick a tampon in each ear (or a pencil if no tampons in house) hold a chair in one hand, a lamp in the other and stand on a chair with one foot. Of course take a picture of all this. thanks for the entertainment!!!!!!

Put on an old tshirt you dont care much about, smeather it down with ketchup and run around in circles on a busy street screaming "OH MY GOD, IVE BEEN SHOT!". Ignore everyone else who tries to speak to you and run around for like 15 minutes