Control my life.

That really doesn't leave a whole lot. How about this...how many times a day can you come? I order you to find out what your absolute maximum limit for consecutive attempts to masturbate successfully is.

kiss strange men on the street

Well this fine idea sure got the gays awake. Good thread and good luck.

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Originally posted by stuartmc18

Here's a pic of me. Granny pics to follow........you sick fucker......No it's ok, granny can be sexy too.

Lool i didn't tell you to shag her dood i told you to take a pic doing retarded faces what's the sick with that!

Start a fight with a random dude.

:: adds thread to watchlist, and goes to think of random shit for this guy to do......::

Get a sex change operation.

How about trying to chat up an ugly female, maybe posting a picture of youself kissing her and whatever else comes to mind.

this thread rocks if it pans out- do the last thing dudearino said- shave the beard!!!!!!

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Originally posted by forau

This sounds stupid, u will never do what most of us will ask of u so im asking, what is the point of the whole thing?
If u want to be cool, go take a shit in the middle of busy street while u are puking my man-juice that u swallowed from cock!

the shitting in the street part didn't phase me but the second part sorta did---it

sounds like he would be drinking GIRLY MAN juice from you.

whats your favourite food?
go and cook it, and then go out on the street and offer it perfectly served for dinner to random people. take pictures.

first show us some pics of this stupid things that you are gona do than i will believe

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Originally posted by gasolin

Well this fine idea sure got the gays awake. Good thread and good luck.

I fucking agree gasolin. Jeff wants to know how many times he can jack off (big surprise there) and a random n00b wants him to kiss guys on the street.

Fucking homos.

It's ok dude I know you can't do my task.... it's too much for you but......if want I will show how it's done!

hey! where is he gone? it seems he does not care anymore...

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Originally posted by Duderino

hey! where is he gone? it seems he does not care anymore...

Went to bed.
I'm up now. Just off to work for a couple of hours, then i'm gonna buy some prunes and some Guinness and shave off my beard.
I really am gonna try to go through with this shit....

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Originally posted by stuartmc18

[reply=Duderino]
hey! where is he gone? it seems he does not care anymore...

Went to bed.
I'm up now. Just off to work for a couple of hours, then i'm gonna buy some prunes and some Guinness and shave off my beard.
I really am gonna try to go through with this shit....
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expect for mine grrrrr.......wow drinking guinness and eating prunes and shaving offf your beard is so hard!

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Originally posted by stuartmc18

[reply=Duderino]
shave your butthole!
please!

My butthole is now shaved.
It stings now...
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good luck with those quests

be reasonable, speed freak and he will obey!