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Control my life.

Starter: stuartmc18 Posted: 18 years ago Views: 2.6K
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#1543319
Lvl 9
My life is yours to control for a week. This begins on Monday 5th December 2005.
Post any requests for actions you would like me to carry out.
I will endevour to carry out all instructions.
Exceptions incude:
Any crime as defined by the law of any land. (I will make exceptions).
Any act which directly influences the health, wealth or wellbeing of any individual.
Any act which affects the health, wealth or wellbeing of myself.
Your responsibilities:
Before you make a request, you must ask me a question.
My responsibilities:
Each request will be carried out.
If a request cannot be executed, a full explanation will be given.
Each request will have a written 'debreif', published on Whatboyswant.

Regards Stu.
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#1543320
Lvl 11
hmmmm intresting ok.........try this go out drinking two days in a row in a 24 pub's only catch you got gals buy you drinks and must not sleep!
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#1543321
Lvl 16
shave your butthole!
please!
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#1543322
GOOOD TOPIC ! this will be a funny week, we do want pictures too!

ok, question : you do own a camera? if so this will be your mission: get your nearest neighbor(Female &over 18 y/o offcourse ) and get her to pose for you holding a sign that says " WBW ROCKS " and ofcourse you will be expected to post these pics as proof....
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#1543323
Lvl 9
By that, do you mean I should spend two days in a row drinking in a 24 hour a day pub with only girls buying me drinks?
By the sounds of your grammer, you've spent the last 48 hour doing just that.
Please clarify.....
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#1543324
Quote:
Originally posted by stuartmc18

By the sounds of your grammer, you've spent the last 48 hour doing just that.


roflmao !
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#1543325
Quote:
Originally posted by Duderino

shave your butthole!
please!


What a homo.
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#1543326
Lvl 11
Quote:
Originally posted by stuartmc18

By that, do you mean I should spend two days in a row drinking in a 24 hour a day pub with only girls buying me drinks?
By the sounds of your grammer, you've spent the last 48 hour doing just that.
Please clarify.....

yes! yeh I am way ahead of you with few beers here
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#1543327
Lvl 9
Quote:
Originally posted by Duderino

shave your butthole!
please!


My butthole is now shaved.
It stings now...
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#1543328
Lvl 9
Quote:
Originally posted by creepus

GOOOD TOPIC ! this will be a funny week, we do want pictures too!

ok, question : you do own a camera? if so this will be your mission: get your nearest neighbor(Female &over 18 y/o offcourse ) and get her to pose for you holding a sign that says " WBW ROCKS " and ofcourse you will be expected to post these pics as proof....


Just been next door. Used to go out with my neighbour and couldn't bring myself to ask her to pose. Just seemed weird. Had the camera and note in my back pockets too.
Still, I detected a bit of chemestry again. Could get interesting.....
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#1543329
Lvl 11
hehehe ok let's see...
Do you want to laugh? well first post a pic of you so we know how you look like. then post a pic of you sitting next to a grandma (could be more if you want) making nerdy faces
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#1543330
Lvl 9
Here's a pic of me. Granny pics to follow........you sick fucker......No it's ok, granny can be sexy too.
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#1543331
Lvl 9
#1543332
Lvl 15
Why are you doing this?

My command for you is to spend one whole day of this week eating a diet of nothing but dried prunes and beer. Have as much or as little as you like, but that's all you get for the day.
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#1543333
Lvl 9
Quote:
Originally posted by OminousBunny

Why are you doing this?

My command for you is to spend one whole day of this week eating a diet of nothing but dried prunes and beer. Have as much or as little as you like, but that's all you get for the day.


I will complete this task tomorrow. Any particulat beer? or prunes for that matter?
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#1543334
Lvl 9
Oh, and why I am doing this? Cause I really have nothing better to do. Simple as that.
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#1543335
Lvl 15
Quote:
Originally posted by stuartmc18

[reply=OminousBunny]
Why are you doing this?

My command for you is to spend one whole day of this week eating a diet of nothing but dried prunes and beer. Have as much or as little as you like, but that's all you get for the day.


I will complete this task tomorrow. Any particulat beer? or prunes for that matter?
[/reply]

Guinness maybe? I don't really care. As long as the cost doesn't become a limiting factor in how much you drink or eat. Drinking and eating should be controlled merely by your thirst and hunger versus your desire not to get sick.
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#1543336
Lvl 16
cool since you cane take pictures now and we all have seen yours. shave your beard, except that little part under your nose and take another picture to proof it.
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#1543337
Lvl 22
i have a instruction for you...
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#1543338
Lvl 12
This sounds stupid, u will never do what most of us will ask of u so im asking, what is the point of the whole thing?
If u want to be cool, go take a shit in the middle of busy street while u are puking my man-juice that u swallowed from cock!
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