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Originally posted by Davey45

Some of the organics i can stand but that "all natural" peanut butter that's just smashed up peanuts is bland and horrible. Also, peanut butter, be it crunchy, smooth, organic, super GMO-ified, is truly a gift we can give ourselves. Take a large hunk of otherwise boring and bland chocolate. Like say, a Hershey bar or Easter bunny. Now stick that boring piece of chocolate straight into the jar of peanut butter and give it a thorough dunking in said peanut butter. That, my friend, is shangri la for your taste buds.

I don't like peanut butter

https://www.reddit.com/r/dragonsfuckingcars/

It isn't what you think.

No, it is exactly what I think.

I'm not sure what to think

I think, therefore I am.

Somewhere, there's a group of people who believe that there's a shortage of dragons having sex with cars on the internet so they made a reddit page for it.

I could understand unicorns having teh sechs with cars, cuz of the horn and all, but dragons, come on people get real...

Well there are some members here, who prefer to keep things real, with uploading videos of women performing sex acts with animals, like our member Drossie. Because, why the fuck not? At least it isn't like the rest of his uploads of copyrighted webcam girls. It isn't even infrequent enough to just be brushed off. Hell, KimSherwood uploaded bestiality shit to the queue [probably thinking no one would notice the difference in her uploads]. I fucking hate our members. I'm not even fucking kidding about this shit.

Kanzen dislikes dragons and unicorns

or the people who want to have sex with them

Honestly, Kanzen hates everyone

Well my two penny's I'm still spooked by Kanzen and I love love crunchy peanut butter.
Just my 2sense.

OH and strawberry jam

On my pancakes

I prefer waffles over pancakes

Maple syrup is the only acceptable condiment for pancakes or waffles. Unless you get one of those big, dessert-like Belgian waffles with ice cream and chocolate syrup on it. That's also acceptable.

You may also slather your pancakes or waffles in butter before dousing in maple syrup.

Y3s, butter, lots and lots of butter

Eerily quiet on my back porch this morning, regardless if it isn't even 6am yet...

Is there normally some type of pre-dawn ruckus going on in your yard? I mean, I hardly live in the sticks and there tends to be weirdos strolling around my hood at odd hours but I'm pretty positive it's dead at 5am.

Nothing close, mostly the sounds of far off trains, and noise from a gravel pit that's several miles away that I always seem to be able to hear in the very early morning hours. But heard none of that this morning, which is odd.