best spam chat thread starter...

Scary business.

Cameron Diaz face that is.

Like, for serious..her face, I don't even.

Man, war kinda sucked. But Cameron Diaz...

I'd give up my dwell time, and volunteer to attack the crap out of Iran if it meant not seeing her crazy ass wide-mouth baby-eating face.

So I just posted some news.

Bangles got a mention.

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Originally posted by EricLindros

So I just posted some news.

Bangles got a mention.

Go on.

You cock.

No, no...you cock. ...is in a fleshlight



[youtube]KU5o6M7S5nQ[/youtube]

I see a lot of lols...I best chech it.

What music should you play while you fuck a fleshlight attached to an iPad?

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9IyqekXd8H8[/youtube]

Oooh. Good choice.

Take it to the appropriate thread.

I forgot how awesome the internet is. Hopefully I can stick around.

I've come to the conclusion that it's just a very few people.

The internet, as a whole, is kind of a big piece of shit.


Seriously, a lot of days I can go hours on the internet without finding something funny or interesting. But then I end up reading like 50 marginally interesting articles about random shit and i've wasted half my day an not been particularly entertained. Worst of both worlds.

So, I've got packets (applications) for Airborne (parachute infantry), Air Assault (infantry that jump out of helicopters), Combatives (hand-to-hand fighting), and possibly Ranger (elite infantry) in the works.

Also, we're looking into ROTC (officer training) and I've got tons of support for dropping a Special Forces packet whenever I want to.

Life, potentially, is looking pretty darn good for Bangles.

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Originally posted by Bangledesh

Life, potentially, is looking pretty darn good for Bangles.

What uhhh......

What if you get shot?

Quadsies.

Well, to be fair, life does sound pretty awesome for him if you ignore all that crazy military pseudo-bravado shit.


Or...wait a minute...

Also, let me get this in here right quick:


NOTECH YOU ARE NOT A FUCKING MONK!!

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Originally posted by Kanzen

Too big.

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Originally posted by Honda_X

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What uhhh......

What if you get shot?

Quadsies.

lol

If I get shot, then Purple Heart, with like up to a 25,000 cash incentive, and tons of free state and federal benefits for the rest of my life.

Or I'm dead, and my loved ones get like 1.1million in insurance and death benefits as long as they know where to look.