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It's a tough job but someone has to do it. I knew the job was dangerous when I took it

AND SHE IS HOT!!!

Yeah, but then what happens to the quadfecta? THINK OF THE QUADFECTA GODDAMIT!!!



Also, I lol'd.

....Travis is a fag.

Also, I watched Hall Pass the other night. Randomly there is a scene featuring black penis. It was not fun.

Because doing this for so long, you get into a "mines basically that big..."....then you realize you analyzing some black dudes cock.

It was on my bigscreen as well..it was all bad, all really bad.

I haven't been shot, but getting shot at is annoying.

They say that the first time you get shot at, you'll piss yourself or shit yourself.

I got annoyed.

I'd just fucking sat down, after hauling 120 pounds of gear, plus the normal 60lbs-ish of combat gear up a fucking cliff. And then some jackass shoots at me...
Pissed me off. lol

It was like:
*Bangles sits down*
*Pop*
"Is he serious? If I ignore him, maybe he won't shoot anymore."
*pop* *pop* *pop*
"Son of a bitch. Fuck. Damnit... Fine..."

lol I was watching some porn the other day and I saw like 3 porn-tubes in a row where these bros were hung like 10 inch long fucking coke cans. And then later i'm going to take a shower and look down and am like, "Oh. Not cool. Not cool at all."

I've been shot at. I was like 100% running away super fast....but like, I didn't shit all over myself or anything.

I may have also screamed, but there was like...no piss. Just, fear.

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Originally posted by Honda_X

....Travis is a fag.

Also, I watched Hall Pass the other night. Randomly there is a scene featuring black penis. It was not fun.

Because doing this for so long, you get into a "mines basically that big..."....then you realize you analyzing some black dudes cock.

It was on my bigscreen as well..it was all bad, all really bad.

Mine's pretty big. lol

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Originally posted by Honda_X

I've been shot at. I was like 100% running away super fast....but like, I didn't shit all over myself or anything.

I may have also screamed, but there was like...no piss. Just, fear.

I was chilling with a crazy dude once when he flipped his shit and held a gun to another bro's head. I knew both of these bros, and I knew the fella with the .357 was just bananas. I was actually a little bit fearful and the gun wasn't even to my head. Maybe I'm a pussy, maybe I didn't want to be a witness to a murder. Either way, I'm like MacGyver. I don't like guns. (Because a shitton of the people who have them don't respect the fucking world of hurt that goes with them, basically)



And keeping with the theme of my last few posts...

He meant nipples.

Moose nipples...

Also, Bangles, you made me with the being shot at story, I could see how you would get annoyed

i think i'm a little late but lindsay lohan looks so fab in her playboy pictures.

I found myself in a bad situation once,along with my wife, and needed to hold a guy at gunpoint. He started to resist, and I fired a shot about 3 feet over his head. He did piss himself. It was not amusing at the time. I may not have been far from it myself. It was an experience I could just as soon have lived my life without.

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Originally posted by ramsann

i think i'm a little late but lindsay lohan looks so fab in her playboy pictures.

She does. She does !

It's the weekend...

But then every day is like the weekend when you're not working

Gets kinda boring too...

Yeah, it was chug, chug, chug..... then dead.

If any more new people show up I'm going to have to make some new welcome signs.

I didn't know whether to put this in the fun forum or here, but I laughed till I cried when I read it....move it if you want mods

I love that woman.

i had to cut my hair short and i look like a dyke.

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Originally posted by ramsann

i had to cut my hair short and i look like a dyke.

Let's explore this further...

When you say "had" did you catch your hair on fire and in order to make it like nice you had to cut it all to the same length?