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I didn't think Rams was too fond of dudes anymore, anyway.....

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When you say "had" did you catch your hair on fire and in order to make it like nice you had to cut it all to the same length?

no
BUT i bleached my hair blonde so much that my hair was so unhealthy.
wah

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Originally posted by bustMall

I love that woman.

OMG... Me too! Waywardson... Funny shit!!

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I found myself in a bad situation once,along with my wife, and needed to hold a guy at gunpoint. He started to resist, and I fired a shot about 3 feet over his head. He did piss himself. It was not amusing at the time. I may not have been far from it myself. It was an experience I could just as soon have lived my life without.

I'm glad I didn't have a gun once. I would've shot about nine men through the brain without hesitating. I was caught by surprise anyway and didn't have time to arm myself even if I had a gun somewhere. They came in through an unlocked sliding door on the rear balcony, climbing in off the roof of a car they were driving. Didn't even know until I got that eerie feeling you get when something bad is up, turned around and got punched in the mouth a few times by the first one, the second dude wrapped a chain around my neck and put a gun to the back of my head while a third drilled me on the whereabouts of 40k in a red cashbox I had no idea about, all within about five seconds. Meanwhile a heap of other dudes I saw in the background through a doorway out the corner of my eye were ripping the place apart. I was alone and most of these fuckers were massive, they were ripping gyprock panels from the ceiling without having to stand on anything, so I didn't have any real options but to ride it out. Jumping from two floors up, through a window onto concrete and running if I managed to get a free split second crossed my mind, but I kept my cool. A buddy put his arm through the bottom of a window once and the panel kind of dropped and cut it clean off bar a few strands just below the elbow so I didn't want that happening again. I was saying shit like "check my empty fucking fridge, if I had money it would be full of food!" lol. It seemed like the main dude was starting to believe me and be nice cause they took me in the bathroom and made me wash the blood off my face. I didn't think they'd shoot because I'd never seen them before and kind of didn't give a fuck anyway. It was a low point in life when I was still having dizzy spells from a beating a few months earlier. Anyway they eventually left the building. The legs were a bit jelly but I got to my feet and all I had was a cut lip and welts around my neck and back from being whipped and strangled like Jesus in The Passion of the Christ, when the adrenaline's pumping and you're halfway unconscious you don't feel much anyway.
That's my cool gun story, you know in situations like that time moves real slow and all the senses are on high alert, if I wanted to I could probably write about five pages detailing every second of that ordeal from start to finish, the more I think about it.. I realise I've left a lot out, I don't think anyone reads this stuff anyway.

I read it, and I must say scrog, that sounds like a screen play from a movie

I know exactly what you mean by slow motion time passing, scrog. When it's over, you come down hard.

It was hard for a couple days but the gal is gone and I'm recuperating well

They're making rods out of carrot fibers now, pretty good if you don't catch any you can eat the rod

http://www.cabelas.com/spinning-rods-e21-carrot-stix-spinning-rods-1.shtml

Cool! Graphite composite rods are a little tough unless you marinate them for a couple days.

That old lady story was so cool. (beer)

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Cool! Graphite composite rods are a little tough unless you marinate them for a couple days.

These one's a got Nano Cellulose Bio-Fiber, you could almost cut them up and throw them on the BBQ in a similar fashion as a sausage.

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Originally posted by ramsann

i had to cut my hair short and i look like a dyke.

I LOVE short hair on women, and I hardly doubt you look like a dyke...more like a cute femme.

I get why you're saying it, but you should just be like, "I'm sure it looks fine on you, but in general it's poopy."

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I LOVE short hair on women, and I hardly doubt you look like a dyke...more like a cute femme.

thank YOU. it makes me feel better hearing that from you!

You know, technically, when she says she "hardly doubt[s]" you look like a dyke, well, that's sort of a double negative.

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You know, technically, when she says she "hardly doubt[s]" you look like a dyke, well, that's sort of a double negative.

efff you.
lol.

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You know, technically, when she says she "hardly doubt[s]" you look like a dyke, well, that's sort of a double negative.

That was, technically, just sort of...

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...efff you.
lol.