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Lazy buggers.

I enjoyed the state of the union last night, when they kept focusing on John McCain...and every time the camera panned to him, a buncha people would stand up in front of him and applaud.

Shit was hilarious.

IM BACK!


YEAAAAAAH!

I want a prescription for ambien.

Just start doing LSD.

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Originally posted by Honda_X

I enjoyed the state of the union last night, when they kept focusing on John McCain...and every time the camera panned to him, a buncha people would stand up in front of him and applaud.

Shit was hilarious.

Wait, so Canadian people actually sit through that shit? Hell, I didn't even sit through it.

I like Obama....he makes me feel better about the world slowly crumbling.

And he'll sing you a nice little song too.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8Qu8nThJ5w#t=0m15s

I'm going to call my lady friend. I may or may not be back tonight.

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Originally posted by Notech_The_Monk

I'm going to call my lady friend. I may or may not be back tonight.

Just change your avatar bro.

And username too

Bangle-DASH!

*gone*

I want to have an adventure tomorrow.

Anyone have any ideas?

You dicks,just because I have an encounter or two doesn't mean I'm not a Monk!

Jesus christ..I hit it up one time in the past six months.

Same god damn you laugh you lose pics.

What the fuck, internet?

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Originally posted by Notech_The_Monk

You dicks,just because I have an encounter or two doesn't mean I'm not a Monk!

Just because I rape chicks occasionally doesn't mean I'm a rapist...

(she was busy btw)

Probably washing her vagina.

I'm watching this profession porno on TV.

One: I could never masturbate to normal pro porn ever again..which is a shame.

Two: These chicks are like 35...gross.

Three: Getting a BJ from them looks FUCKING AWESOME.

But seriously, this floozie looks like Kathy Griffen.