Basic things all men should know how to do

Daniel Craig is the newest actor to take over the famed role of James Bond. That's great, but they've run into a problem during filming: he can't drive a stick shift!!

This got me to thinking, aren't there some basic skills that all men should have? I mean, really, you're a grown man and you can't drive a stick? We may need to revoke his man card.

With all that said, I'd like to hear some ideas you all have about basic skills men should possess.

Eat pussy
Throw a punch
Pack a lip

Pee standing. Anywhere! Anytime!

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* be able to hunt down and skin a crocodile...........with a pocket knife
* must be able to drink full strength beer
* MUST know how to start a fire
* must be able to open up a jar

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Originally posted by Latino

* be able to hunt down and skin a crocodile...........with a pocket knife

this just kills me nice lol um

must know how to kill someone

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Originally posted by jweezy

basic skills men should possess.

Taking out the trash..talking your woman into taking it out for you is a skill every man should learn


Operating the remote control

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Originally posted by stewie56

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* be able to hunt down and skin a crocodile...........with a pocket knife

this just kills me nice lol um

must know how to kill someone
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im glad you liked, i thought i might as well bring up the croc hunter first..if not someone else would have.



a man must also know....

* how to capture vids real fast on msn
* how to get a beer from the fridge without getting up
* how to eat without cooking
* and how to look good for work without washing or ironing

It's also funny, because people had a protest against Craig. That's the first time in Bond history, when fans make everything to prevent his role.

But really, for christ sakes, man should know how to drive a fucking car, and the basics of it!

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Originally posted by Ascaris

It's also funny, because people had a protest against Craig. That's the first time in Bond history, when fans make everything to prevent his role.

But really, for christ sakes, man should know how to drive a fucking car, and the basics of it!

Yeah and besides the guys naturally blonde. My favorite Bond was Pierce Brosnan after him Sean Connary (he may be the original but i just thought Brosnan always seemed more like a Bond?)

i also heard he has issues with guns...like he is scared of them and is an anti-gun enthusiast

I hope he's a good actor; because in real life, he's not much of a man.

eat pussy!

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Originally posted by jweezy

Daniel Craig is the newest actor to take over the famed role of James Bond. That's great, but they've run into a problem during filming: he can't drive a stick shift!!

This got me to thinking, aren't there some basic skills that all men should have? I mean, really, you're a grown man and you can't drive a stick?

no. there's just no need to. however, for the kind of money he's going to be paid for these movies, he'd damn well better learn in half an hour.

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Originally posted by bosstatus

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It's also funny, because people had a protest against Craig. That's the first time in Bond history, when fans make everything to prevent his role.

But really, for christ sakes, man should know how to drive a fucking car, and the basics of it!

Yeah and besides the guys naturaly blonde. My favorite Bond was Pierce Brosnan after him Sean Connary (he may be the origina but i just thought Brosnan always seemed more like a Bond?)
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I agree, but, in all fairness, I'm not enough of a fan of the films to have seen a lot of the Connery installments.

Best bond was Connery, then Moore, Dalton and Brosnan. It went in order already. This Craig, he is anything but a James Bond. Bad decision.

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Originally posted by Latino

i also heard he has issues with guns...like he is scared of them and is an anti-gun enthusiast

And on top of that he can't drive a stick

Then why the fuck are they making him James Bond??!?!?!

They really should get someone else for the role, that bugger is clearly the wrong dude for the job!

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that bugger is clearly the wrong dude for the job!

That was in knowledge before nominating him.

How many did Pierce do? 4?

Just look at Chuck Norris. The guy has MAN written all him
If anyone disagrees, he will roundhouse kick you!!