Basic things all men should know how to do

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Originally posted by matskl

Just look at Chuck Norris. The guy has MAN written all him
If anyone disagrees, he will roundhouse kick you!!

Yea, none of us can be a man because Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick us into women.

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Originally posted by Latino

i also heard he has issues with guns...like he is scared of them and is an anti-gun enthusiast

he knows how to act with a gun watch the movie layer cake


but i have other issues whti why i am not going to see the new bond casue the last 2 sucked

Were Goldeneye and Tomorrow Never Dies any good?

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Originally posted by BadderThanEver

Were Goldeneye and Tomorrow Never Dies any good?

they were awesome on 64, at least

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Originally posted by mongolia

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Were Goldeneye and Tomorrow Never Dies any good?

they were awesome on 64, at least
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I watched a few old Bond movies on AMC two weeks ago. Made me want to pick up a couple of the new DVDs, wasn't sure which were good.

The movies suck.

Every man must know how to belch/burp.

every man should know how to:

take a punch
stop whining
know when to fold 'em.

because being a man isn't just about being a tough ass, it's also about knowing when it's right not to be one.

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Originally posted by IkeTurner

every man should know how to:

take a punch
stop whining
know when to fold 'em.

because being a man isn't just about being a tough ass, it's also about knowing when it's right not to be one.

Well spoken, and well defined.

How can we be at page three and no one has said "Unhook a bra with one hand?"

Oh well, it let me contribute...

N00B of the year nominee 2006.

since this thread is turning into a beautiful craig bashing...www.craignotbond.com

back to topic: every man should be able to lurch home drunk without help

How to pee while sitting og the toilet !

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making a fire is a great skill, but a real man makes water by smashing hydrogen and oxygen atoms together

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Originally posted by Hellcat

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Lets keep rolf out of this please

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Originally posted by TickLer

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Lets keep rolf out of this please
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THAT WAS SO FUNNY

A man must know how to masturbate with left hand
A man must know how to say I love you with a strait face
A man must know how to wait four days before calling the girl
A man must know how to pretend that he knows what the fuck you’re taking about

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Originally posted by dumass111

A man must know how to pretend that he knows what the fuck you’re taking about

What ? Apples ? They are green and red !

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Every man should be able to change the oil in a car. 30 bucks for an oil change should be an option, not a requirement!