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Basic things all men should know how to do

Starter: jweezy Posted: 19 years ago Views: 2.3K
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#1834712
Lvl 7
a man should be able to swim
a man should be able to clean his gun
a man should be able to know which meat on an animal is edible
a man should be able to know how to start a fire
a man should be able to know how to use his penis ( fire hydrant etc..)
a man should be able to fall asleep in the time the (wife g/f) takes a breath to start speakn
a man should be able to have an excuse for any problem that arises
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#1834713
Lvl 9
A man should know how to recognize poison ivy so he doesn't wipe with it!


I would like to boff HermannHesse's avatar!
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#1834714
Lvl 14
- make fire
- sharpen a knife
- protect a lady
- explain complex issues to women
- read and write
- use da brain
- make water in a desert with a bush, a plastic bag, a stone, a steel helmet and some sand

edit: kick someone else#s ass in a computergame
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#1834715
Pee while sitting in the movie threatre...

Make a bicycle with the help of a swiss army knife and a roll of ducktape..
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#1834716
Lvl 5
Quote:
Originally posted by DevilHair[DK


Make a bicycle with the help of a swiss army knife and a roll of ducktape..





All men should be like MacGuyver??!!
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#1834717
Lvl 16
make excuses not to go shopping
make excuses not to take out the trash
make excuses not to do the dishes
make excuses not to get the kids from school

shoot pool

CK
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#1834718
Lvl 13
Quote:
Originally posted by akdizzle

a man should be able to fall asleep in the time the (wife g/f) takes a breath to start speakn


Quote:
Originally posted by akdizzle

a man should be able to know which meat on an animal is edible

Thats easy - all of it...
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#1834719
Lvl 11
basic things MEN should know how to do, huh!

well, how about not peeing on the fucking toilet seat! that's pretty basic and yet at work some joe before me always manages to get more on the fucking seat than in the bowl.
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Originally posted by DevilHair[DK
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Pee while sitting in the movie threatre...


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