Ask Me About being EL.

If you had to kill one member of the trifecta, which one would it be?

If you had to kill Strichnine, how would you do it?

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Originally posted by 4tookerplace

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Answer my durned question!

It was a a midterm and I did kind of shitty on it. She made it sound like it was going to be really easy, so I didn't study and got like an 80 or something.

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Originally posted by leon2006

does EL love to play cod4?

Nope, never played it. I used to play COD: UA all the time, but my laptop, which I use most often, doesn't have the GPU to handle all these newfangled games and whatnot.

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Originally posted by Strichnine

If you had to kill one member of the trifecta, which one would it be?

Hrm. Well, why would I have to kill one of them?

Like, if someone told me the location of both of them, but gave me only enough time to get one of them, I would probably save Bangles, because WBW needs to believe in him. But I would miss Honda, and seek my revenge! And get his car.

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Originally posted by Honda_X

If you had to kill Strichnine, how would you do it?

I would give him an epidural, paralyzing him, but keeping him awake, aware of his surroundings. I would then put him in a room filled with 1,000 hungry rats.

The rest should happen naturally.

@Batman reference:

That's pretty hardcore on the Strichnine killing...

Also, How do you feel about Dane Cook?

Do you think man really landed on the moon?

1 on 1 vs Chuck Norris...could you take him?

If you had to say you were an expert on 1 subject, what would it be?

If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?

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Originally posted by EricLindros

I would give him an epidural, paralyzing him, but keeping him awake, aware of his surroundings. I would then put him in a room with the Swedish Bikini Team (and Avril Lavigne), and the only way they can leave is by blowing him.

The rest should happen naturally.

does EL study graphics?

and if yes on which course? (2d,3d,maya,flash,etc..)

is EL a slut?

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Originally posted by Strichnine

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I would give him an epidural, paralyzing him, but keeping him awake, aware of his surroundings. I would then put him in a room with the Swedish Bikini Team (and Avril Lavigne), and the only way they can leave is by blowing him.

The rest should happen naturally.

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NO MAN, NO...not Avril Lavigne...she's mine damnit.



Edit: Apparently she actually belongs to this Derek Whibley chap?...This big nosed, midget..emo dude. Must be a joke or something.

Also, What is your least favorite movie EL?

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Originally posted by Honda_X

Also, How do you feel about Dane Cook?

He's a joke thief and a grade-a douchebag.

Aside of that, he's ok, I guess. I mean, I don't despise him as much as I do Carlos Mencia, but it's close.

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Originally posted by Honda_X

Do you think man really landed on the moon?

Sure. We've put little robots on Mars and shit, I don't see why those tin-foil-hat-wearing, Fox Mulder conspiracists refuse to believe it's possible we did it.

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Originally posted by Honda_X

1 on 1 vs Chuck Norris...could you take him?

Probably not, but maybe. He's getting old, you know. Plus, I don't really think the Total Gym works, so he's basing his power on a shitty machine.

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Originally posted by Honda_X

If you had to say you were an expert on 1 subject, what would it be?

I know a decent amount on a shitload of topics, but I'm overall an expert on women and physical beauty. I know what chicks look awesome, how they should dress, groom themselves, etc, to be considered in the top 5% of beautiful women. Sometimes I think I should open up a modeling agency because of this talent, however, I don't have the patience to put up with models and artsy fucking people.

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Originally posted by Honda_X

If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?

Hrm. I guess I would choose to lose the chest hairs, just because it would save me some time shaving. Other than that, I'm pretty damn good at everything I try to do, am popular with the broads due to my looks and style and life, relatively smart and funny and basically am what other dudes wish they were, so my options on this question are pretty limited.

Oh, also, I'm really humble.

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Originally posted by leon2006

does EL study graphics?

and if yes on which course? (2d,3d,maya,flash,etc..)

Nope. The art history class I took was a required elective. All the Photoshop and stuff that I do is just a hobby/for fun.

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Originally posted by leon2006

is EL a slut?

Not anymore. I've been to the circus and seen the clown. The show loses some of it's fun after a while.

Further, the more chicks you've been with it gets harder and harder to top the last chick, you know? And I ain't trading down. Fuck that.

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Originally posted by Honda_X

Also, What is your least favorite movie EL?

Tough.

Maybe The Crying Game, but it could be a number of other things, like Titanic, The English Patient, etc. There are also other movies that really suck and a lot of them are comedies, but horrible dramas are much harder to get through than horrible comedies, although they're both pretty annoying.

If you had to choose a second (or third? or x-th?) language to be fluent in, what would it be?

Does this picture arouse you?

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Originally posted by Bangledesh

If you had to choose a second (or third? or x-th?) language to be fluent in, what would it be?

Latin, Spanish, Mandarin and Russian, likely in that order due to my perception of their relative utility.

I would say Hindi as well, but India's secondary national language is English, so I'll take the lazy person's way out.

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Originally posted by Honda_X

Does this picture arouse you?

Oh hell yes. Put a flashlight on the top of my pecker, lay me down by the seashore and I could be a lighthouse.

If you were a bag of douche, what scent would you be?

If Diz died..and left you the site..

..what would be the first 3 things you would change?

I axed you a question.

If you were the anti-Christ, what would you call yourself as an undercover name?!

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Originally posted by Honda_X

If Diz died..and left you the site..

..what would be the first 3 things you would change?

1. Split the site into a SFW version and a NSFW version. It's kinda tough for people to log on to the forums and such when the homepage has so many titties and porn vids on it.

2. Clean up the nonsense that goes on in Famous Babes. And give myself a nice salary for cleaning up the nonsense in FB. I deserve it.

3. Finish the Promethium theme, because it was kickass while it existed.

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If you were the anti-Christ, what would you call yourself as an undercover name?!

Borok Ibomo



Or Kaiser Soze.

But all that would mean I would have to change my current name away from "Michael Jackson" which would probably involve some sort of legal maneuverings and even the anti-christ doesn't like to mess with the legal system. Fucking lawyers.

How is he going to eat delicious foodz with such a tiny mouth?

Also, everyone hates the bullshit going on in FB, you would THINK some renegade global moderator would wipe that shit off the face of the site..

...perhaps a raging tiger of doom..

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If only we knew a raging tiger of doom, global moderator.



Also, what are you wearing?

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Originally posted by Honda_X

How is he going to eat delicious foodz with such a tiny mouth?

Also, everyone hates the bullshit going on in FB, you would THINK some renegade global moderator would wipe that shit off the face of the site..

...perhaps a raging tiger of doom..

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If only we knew a raging tiger of doom, global moderator.

Yes, if only. We can dare to dream.

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Originally posted by Honda

Also, what are you wearing?

Wait, wut?

Some basketball-mesh shorts and a nike t-shirt. That'll change in a little while after I take a shower, but for now it's comfortable and sporty.

Does Honda have a ghey crush on you?


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Can you do this to someone?