40 Things That Only Happen In Movies

111) Anyone in a red shirt is expendible and won't survive to the credits.
112) Strangers just walk up strip down and have sex, unless they're supposed to live "happily ever after" then it's hate on first sight.

113 - The Heros bullets can kill everything with one hit...

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Originally posted by DevilHair[DK

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113 - The Heros bullets can kill everything with one hit...

already said a zillion times

I know.. But its still true....

Why dont you find something then ?

word

Yeah, it's a dusty old thread, but it's still fun...

114: The least likely, most implausible character with the innocent face and the solid gold alibi is always the one who did it.

115: (Expands on WARPIG's #100) In horror movies, teens having sex is a death sentence - as soon as they get between the sheets, the psychopath/monster/nameless evil tears them apart.

116: When someone dies, 50% of their total blood always gets spattered on the walls.

117: CSIs can always spot a single hair at 10 yards.

118 - From the movie U-571 - When the allies are on the submarine, the missiles are powerfull but the Germans aint. And as soon as the Allies go to the German submarine the maissiles there are powerfull and the germans on the US submarine aint. Damn.. That sounded stupid. Hope you know what i mean.

^^^i have no idea, but it sounds funny

Ill try another one then...

118A - No matter if the enemy is Swedish/Finnish/Japanese/German or whatever.. They always speak (perfect) english.

thats right. even animals speak english (when they speak at all)

Thats true... [Only when the movi aint showing in Germany and they all speak German]

119. You can always tell who the computer expert is because they type fast.

(It's true; think of Swordfish with Travolta and Berry - can't remember who played the computer expert but he typed really fast. And even old Bones (RIP) in one of the (totally forgettable Star Trek films about the whales) when he realises that the (Apple II?) computer can't hear him starts typing at blinding speed. And the Russian geek with the pen clicking habit in the missile silo in the Bond film. I could go on...)

Thats true

Hugh Jackman is the actor I couldn't recall. He's called Steve Jobson (Steve Jobs' - Apple computers - son; very drole) in the film in which he plays the computer expert character; and types really fast.

Not Bones, Scottie (the engineer). Fuck! Another senior moment.

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Originally posted by Tel

104. No one ever sneezes or coughs unless it is a crutial part of the scene (for example they are really sick, reading a really old book or accidently feel into a pool of chlorine gas)

"damnit all, i've just fallen into a puddle of AIDs"

dont get it

that was great!

Uhm.. Still dont get it..

120: cars and roll over get smashed shot up, blown up, launched down hilly roads smashing the undercarrage up horribly, get keyed and still keep moving.