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40 Things That Only Happen In Movies

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#1324835
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89. During the pinacle police chase all streets will be somehow wet (for better sliding)even if it is completely sunny without a cloud anywhere in the city.
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#1324836
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Originally posted by microsoftie
84. in a mass of zombies there will be at least one female zombie thats wearing a wedding dress...


That is really funny man and oh so true
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#1324837
82. Cell phones always work except when someone is about to be attacked or killed.
83. You can drive across any city in about 5 (small) to 10 (large) minutes without running into any construction.
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#1324838
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85. They open any door with only one kick (heve you ever tried to do it?)
86. The partner of the white good cop is always black, and when a partner of a white cop is also white, they are both either bad or very stupid.
87. How a cop can buy a porsche...a still take no dirty money???
88. Everyone who has sex with someone new uses no condom.
89. Nobody says "Sorry, I don't smoke."
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#1324839
Lvl 5
The numbers are off again. I guess it was a little difficult for some.
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#1324840
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Yeap, they can watch cars, naked ladies, spam like madmen, but simply adding a 1 to the previous number, whooo nooo, that's way to difficult for some people.



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#1324841
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90. Not one ever says "Can I stop you there, I'm dying for a dump"
91. No one ever farts in horror films, I don't know about you but my arse would be at its most dangerous while being chased by a loony that wanted to chop me up!!!
92. During love making the man never asks if she takes it up trap 2
93. Old cars in barns always have the keys in the sun visor
94. Serial killer never come up against 6' 6" ex marines that can kick his arse
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#1324842
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what happen to 84?
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#1324843
Lvl 32
Ok

84. You never see Ted Danson in a funny film although he's a "comedy Actor"!

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#1324844
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Originally posted by Bigdaddydiesel


91. No one ever farts in horror films, I don't know about you but my arse would be at its most dangerous while being chased by a loony that wanted to chop me up!!!




This would actually be my most dangerous hidden weapon. It would save my ass, as a matter of speaking.

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#1324845
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95 (???) When time traveling...you NEVER, repeat NEVER change the past as it will result in a tear in the space/time continum.
96. The pool is always deep enough for a safe landing from the 83rd floor.
97. If there is a mermaid involved in any way, she is hot.
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#1324846
Lvl 14
yeah, and green. have you ever seen a mermaid? how can they know they´re green??
btw. the wrong numbers are my fault. i was too lazy to take a look and just started again with no. 80.
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#1324847
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dont know if that has already been mentioned:

what i hate most in movies is, when the beautiful girl gets up after sex or in the morning, they always cover their tits with the sheets. i mean has your GF ever done that? none of the girls i know ever has.
makes me fuc...
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#1324848
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yeah, what a waste of cotton!
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#1324849
And people say i spam.. i can make threads... just look at this one
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#1324850
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98. Telling the suspect that his buddy flipped on him will always get him to confess.
99. If a weapon is fired on an airplane, one should instantly know someone is getting sucked out a giant hole.
100! When a group of happy-go-lucky teens visit the cabin in the woods, the first couple to hook up are the first ones to die.
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#1324851
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Originally posted by DevilHair[DK
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10. The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window of any building in Paris.



that is so fucking true. omg! thats is too funny
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#1324852
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you guys forgot one very important rule.

101) If at any point the hero does get shot...its always on the shoulder and or legs only.
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#1324853
Lvl 14
yeah, he never gets it in the stomach... like that guy in james ryan... that was pretty unkool...
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102)also, when the hero gets shot, its never in an artery that spurts blood, but the villian almost always gets hit in the neck and spurts away.
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