40 Things That Only Happen In Movies

89. During the pinacle police chase all streets will be somehow wet (for better sliding)even if it is completely sunny without a cloud anywhere in the city.

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Originally posted by microsoftie

84. in a mass of zombies there will be at least one female zombie thats wearing a wedding dress...

That is really funny man and oh so true

82. Cell phones always work except when someone is about to be attacked or killed.
83. You can drive across any city in about 5 (small) to 10 (large) minutes without running into any construction.

85. They open any door with only one kick (heve you ever tried to do it?)
86. The partner of the white good cop is always black, and when a partner of a white cop is also white, they are both either bad or very stupid.
87. How a cop can buy a porsche...a still take no dirty money???
88. Everyone who has sex with someone new uses no condom.
89. Nobody says "Sorry, I don't smoke."

The numbers are off again. I guess it was a little difficult for some.

Yeap, they can watch cars, naked ladies, spam like madmen, but simply adding a 1 to the previous number, whooo nooo, that's way to difficult for some people.

90. Not one ever says "Can I stop you there, I'm dying for a dump"
91. No one ever farts in horror films, I don't know about you but my arse would be at its most dangerous while being chased by a loony that wanted to chop me up!!!
92. During love making the man never asks if she takes it up trap 2
93. Old cars in barns always have the keys in the sun visor
94. Serial killer never come up against 6' 6" ex marines that can kick his arse

what happen to 84?

Ok

84. You never see Ted Danson in a funny film although he's a "comedy Actor"!

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Originally posted by Bigdaddydiesel

91. No one ever farts in horror films, I don't know about you but my arse would be at its most dangerous while being chased by a loony that wanted to chop me up!!!

This would actually be my most dangerous hidden weapon. It would save my ass, as a matter of speaking.

95 (???) When time traveling...you NEVER, repeat NEVER change the past as it will result in a tear in the space/time continum.
96. The pool is always deep enough for a safe landing from the 83rd floor.
97. If there is a mermaid involved in any way, she is hot.

yeah, and green. have you ever seen a mermaid? how can they know they´re green??
btw. the wrong numbers are my fault. i was too lazy to take a look and just started again with no. 80.

dont know if that has already been mentioned:

what i hate most in movies is, when the beautiful girl gets up after sex or in the morning, they always cover their tits with the sheets. i mean has your GF ever done that? none of the girls i know ever has.
makes me fuc...

yeah, what a waste of cotton!

And people say i spam.. i can make threads... just look at this one

98. Telling the suspect that his buddy flipped on him will always get him to confess.
99. If a weapon is fired on an airplane, one should instantly know someone is getting sucked out a giant hole.
100! When a group of happy-go-lucky teens visit the cabin in the woods, the first couple to hook up are the first ones to die.

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Originally posted by DevilHair[DK

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10. The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window of any building in Paris.

that is so fucking true. omg! thats is too funny

you guys forgot one very important rule.

101) If at any point the hero does get shot...its always on the shoulder and or legs only.

yeah, he never gets it in the stomach... like that guy in james ryan... that was pretty unkool...

102)also, when the hero gets shot, its never in an artery that spurts blood, but the villian almost always gets hit in the neck and spurts away.