40 Things That Only Happen In Movies

you become the killers next victim almost imediately after losing your virginity

when running from the villian, white girls instinctivly trip and fall. they cant help otherwise.

63. When a spaceship stops it's thrusters, it stops from moving.

64. You can hear sound in space

65. Fire burns in space

66. All women sleep with their make-up on

67. You can never hit anything with an assault rifle. Except when it's an impossible shot. (wonder why all the armies still use them...)

68. Whenever a car crashes in to anything at any speed or falls down from any hight, it explodes

69. Whenever a hot chick is going down on a guy, she never gags or has to stop and pull a hair out of her mouth.

70. The bad guy will always spill all the secrets of his diabolical plan for world domination to the hero before attempting to kill the hero.

71. No baby ever needs its diaper changed, unless there are no women in the vicinity and to have a man do it would provide the heights of hilarity.

72. All computers take approximately 1.4783 seconds to boot, unless the need for them to boot is critical, in which case they take approximately 1.4738 hours.

73. All cops in the south have an IQ of 80.

74. The pregnant woman will go into labor at the absolutely worst possible time, and be nowhere near a hospital.

75. Immediately following the high-fives from disarming the bomb, it resets and counts down even faster.

76. You can't walk down a city street without running into a long lost friend.

77. when your shot at with a gatling gun, you just have to hide behind a car.
78. whenever someone is hunted by police/gangsters, there´s always a subway station with a train arriving and the person is able to enter the train in the last second

79.when the protaganist is going down and has a gun on his head here come the blonde chick and gets
the criminal whith a headshoot from twenty meters BLLAAANNGGG !!!

its so funny

yeah, first time she holds a weapon in her hands..

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Originally posted by shaggy6ster

when running from the villian, white girls instinctivly trip and fall. they cant help otherwise.

they dont instinctivly fall mate, they're tripped.

ya cant see it, cuz its usually nightime and in a forest when they girls are running, but there's a black man running next to her trying to break rule number 56.

every movie has that 1 token black guy. whereas how many white people do you know that have only one black guy they all know??/

80. The hero can take out an army with precision accuracy, but the army is lucky to land one shot.
81. Despite intense police driving training all police cars will crash into each other at some point in a chase.

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Originally posted by Hellcat

every movie has that 1 token black guy. whereas how many white people do you know that have only one black guy they all know??/

you obviously (ignoring geography) havent seen my highschool mate. there was like 3 black people

(2 of which are supposidly known nationally for football, the other guy, dunno prolly stared in one to many movies )

I have noticed that some guys forgot to number their remark, so the actual count is not correct anymore.
For those guys who forgot the numbers, look what the highest number is, edit your post and put the next up coming number at your own post.

Whooo boy, that will be way to complicated for some guys.

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Originally posted by VicVega

hilarious thread !

Thanx..

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Originally posted by =cooldude=

DevilHair[DK] must have a lot of time :-D

Me? Spare time? Never!

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Originally posted by Memphs67

this was on of the best thread in have ever see here.. lol

Cool.. Thanx dude

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Originally posted by I-love-girls

And to know, that he has been watching a lot of movies in order to write down everything that happened or didn't happen.
It took him a lot of time, but he did it.

He's really someone to be proud of.

I work alot for you guys !

And you don't even get payed for it.
That's the best part of it.

83. zombies will rip your whole head off easily just with their hands
84. in a mass of zombies there will be at least one female zombie thats wearing a wedding dress...

That cracked me up! Nice post.

Not a film I know but is anyone else a little creeped out that Malcom and Dewey still sleep in the same bed and Malcoms at least 17 and at some point in the show you nearly always see someone in there underwear normally one of the boys!!!!

Malcom in the middle! In the middle of what? It's a kiddie fiddlers cover up I swear

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Originally posted by Bigdaddydiesel

Not a film I know but is anyone else a little creeped out that Malcom and Dewey still sleep in the same bed and Malcoms at least 17 and at some point in the show you nearly always see someone in there underwear normally one of the boys!!!!

Malcom in the middle! In the middle of what? It's a kiddie fiddlers cover up I swear

i dont watch the show mate (cept for like 4 times)

how did you notice this?

88. When there's a killer in the house, never run outside screaming for help, allways run upstairs and hide...